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OK more advice for you Peter (and everyone else)



Salami is better than ham.
Hungarian Salami is the tastiest salami.
Hungarian "Hot" Salami is the best salami <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Sad' />
Sorry for the great confusion caused!



Salami is better than ham in all respects. Including being ham! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' /> hahahaha
Was there a UFO in Wallan? Cool stuff! Here is some advice for the people of Wallan.



If an alien tries to abduct you, say "I know my rights! I want to see Judge Judy!"



...everyone throughout the Galaxy knows that Judge Judy is the head of the Intergalactic Court!! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />
I don't know much about Planet Janet. Have you got any photos?



OK more sage advice...



Holding a planet in the palm of your hand is as easy as touching the ground <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />
[quote name='glen' post='28131' date='Jul 16 2010, 04:38 PM']OK more sage advice...



Holding a planet in the palm of your hand is as easy as touching the ground <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />[/quote]

Well, that is a pretty neat combination of words.
[quote name='PeterJMelb' post='28140' date='Jul 16 2010, 06:13 PM']Anyway try this:



Never ever try to outsmart that upstart Judge J![/quote]

My mother is a big Judge Judy fan ...she (mum) is always harping on about how smart and rich she (JJ) is.
I find her a bit that way too, Peter. She is smart and rich though.
I didn't know that Judge Judy is Rich!!! I thought public servants get paid crap pay!!! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />
Your obviously joking but just in case that smile is not sarcasm, she is totally loaded and is in the Forbes’s list of the 20 Richest Women in Entertainment.
I really had ni idea she was rich. So where does she make her money? You mean from the TV show? Isn't that a conflict of interest or something? So is she actually a judge or is the whole thing just a put on? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Smile' />
I'm fairly certain the cases are real but i really don't know much about Judge Judy, Glen.
Me neither. All i knew about her was she was the head of the intergalactic court! hahaha <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Smile' />
Yeah I would love to see a TV show where everyone appeals from the Judge Judy court! Now that would be worth watching!!!
OK. I will give them a call. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Tongue' />
Never say never unless you really want to.

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