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Play to win.

always hand in your absentee note when you've been awal <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

Take advice with a grain of salt.

Salt is also known as sodium chloride.

chocolate is good for the soul <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

chocolate is stimulating.

Never fly a plane if you have wings that would do the job.

if you can't make up your mind wether to do it or not, do it anyway <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

One good turn may or may not deserve another depending on the circumstances and motivations behind the inital "good turn".

it's so easy to get out of a parking spot in the lead up to Christmas <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

people are so courteous <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

Avoid the rush.

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Never jump to conclusions about [url="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1234430/Mystery-spiral-blue-light-display-hovers-Norway.html"]UFO's[/url] <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Whistle.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

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Aliens might be real!

aliens must hear the ' are we there yet ' a lot <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

HA HA @ the duck ^ ^



Don't hitchhike around aliens, the drive home may take a while.

could be fun to learn from alien travellers <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

imagine being able to put your kids into stasis <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

Walking requires at least 1 limb.

de cluttering is just a term used to describe moving junk form one spot to the other <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />