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100% off is the best discount you can get!

not if they guarantee to beat it by 10% <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

oh woops you are right AGAIN!



Sunny days are better than Freezing days!

sunshine provides you with vitamin D <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

Popcorn is best cooked using an oil that posses a high smoking point such as grape seed oil.

microwave popcorn is easier <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

Gas cooked popcorn (cooked with grape seed oil) is tastier.

popcorn makes you thirsty, then you got to pause the movie <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

Be sure to have a refreshing drink handy when eating popcorn at the movies.

the middle of the back row is the very best place to sit <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />

your neck will thank you <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

Neck injuries are bad.

necking can be fun <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

hahaha



Fishing is also fun.

Go to Marimbula if you want to catch lots of fish.

big fish are big <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

Yeah that one is scarey big! And yes Merimbula is good for fishing most definitely!



Flake is mostly gummy shark fillets.

Ask for a raise.

don't eat a 1/4 of a watermelon by yourself if you don't want a swollen tummy <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

Watermelon is great stuff.

gravity still sucks <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />