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don't know, but know all ducks are ninjas <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />

[quote name='PeterJMelb' post='22065' date='Nov 18 2009, 03:37 PM']O[color="#8b0000"]K!

But what about the Turtles.

Turtles are Ningas!

Turtles are better Ningas than Ducks?

Just ask Donatello or Raffaello, or .... I can't remember![/color][/quote]





Donatello

Rafael

Michaelangelo

Leonardo

and they have shields and don't play fair <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' /> .... <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />

ducks can fly long distances without breaking into a sweat. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />

If confronted with a low flying duck it is recommended that you DUCK!

hahaha



If confronted with a thug in a dark alley, don't yell "hit me"!!

duck's back <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



withdrawal symptoms suck <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

yep, internet was down again <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='<_<' />

nope <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

but looks ok so far <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='<_<' />

better touch wood <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



and ducks don't really have hairy wooden legs <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />

Running is tiring.

shopping is fattening <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

My girlfriend says, "Make sure you have nail polish remover nearby when putting on your nail polish in case of mess!"

[quote name='glen' post='22163' date='Nov 21 2009, 08:19 PM']My girlfriend says, "Make sure you have nail polish remover nearby when putting on your nail polish in case of mess!"[/quote]





something you want to tell us glen? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />



buying products online sucks <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

there's a 6 week difference between purchase and when you actually recieve it for warranty <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

trust no1 <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />

Yeah I buy stuff online too. Paypal seems good.



Here is my line of advice:



"Paypal is good."

Nice one.



Mowing the lawn is tiring if you have a big lawn.

Pretty big ....about half of a quarter acre block.

i don't mow <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

want to get rid of some excess pounds? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

amazon UK <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

Peter. You only mowed one quarter of a quarter acre block so you should only be slightly puffed. Best is to have a cuppa about half way and maybe a tim tam.

Hahaha. Yes a beer at the end of the day can certainly help.

<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

knowing how to cook would be good too <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />