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a recent study has concluded ducks do not do well without internet access <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Wink' />
Was that a study of 1 duck? hahahaha



Exercise is good for you. So try to exercise.
[quote name='glen' post='22448' date='Dec 2 2009, 02:28 PM']Was that a study of 1 duck? hahahaha



Exercise is good for you. So try to exercise.[/quote]





it was a 2 duck study <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />
[quote name='PeterJMelb' post='22457' date='Dec 2 2009, 05:24 PM']Hi TD.



Did the video card work?[/quote]





atm after a major looksy <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />

next on the list ( all glens fault btw <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Rolleyes' /> ) is a new cpu and motherboard <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Rolleyes' />
oh and also make sure the power supply is not fault too!!!! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' /> does the computer turn on? or is it totally dead?



Computers can save time some of the time but they can waste heaps of time when things go wrong!
[quote name='glen' post='22490' date='Dec 2 2009, 10:46 PM']oh and also make sure the power supply is not fault too!!!! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Rolleyes' /> does the computer turn on? or is it totally dead?



Computers can save time some of the time but they can waste heaps of time when things go wrong![/quote]





bite your tongue <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Rolleyes' />



always let your pets know how much you love them <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />
Don't accept lifts from strangers!
Don't lift strangers.
Babies are cute but then they get too heavy to carry!!!
kittens are cute too <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Smile' />

and easier to toilet train <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Smile' />
Yeah cats screech a lot but you should hear the fly fox eating the plums in the tree in our back yard!
to save time and possible stress you should always have second thoughts first <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':gathering:' />
no news is good news? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Smile' />
time really does fly <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Smile' />
the point of no return? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Smile' />
better scurry, Christmas waits for no one <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Smile' />
Ho Ho Ho!!!



That is not advice I guess. But perhaps this is....



Never greet someone with "Ho Ho Ho" and expect then to say "Ho Ho Ho" in return. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Smile' />
red tape <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Smile' />

does it have an end? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />

i doubt it <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Smile' />
Rather than greet someone with "Ho Ho Ho" and expect then to say "Ho Ho Ho" in return you should ask, "can you please say Ho Ho Ho?". That is more likely to get the desired response.
what's done is done <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Rolleyes' />