LOL Kitefly.
A glass of red wine settles a tummy that's just been filled with an entire packet of chocolate biscuits.
^good to know!
A big guzzle of water is the best way to avoid a hangover.
^indeed (that and lots of vitamin C)â¼
Retail clothing outlet mirrors lieâ¼
Best to stand back from the mirrors. But beware of the shop assistants when you have to walk out of the change room to do that!
Yes... retail clothing shop assistants lie tooâ¼
Today Tonight is just an infomercial.
Commercial television has a tendency to stupefy.
short and tall people should not share a car <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rainbow:' />
The best mixed drinks contain both the poison and antidote.
[quote name='iblis.raeb' post='19089' date='Aug 14 2009, 02:48 PM']The best mixed drinks contain both the poison and antidote.[/quote]
I met a guy once who ordered his VB with a small bottle of tomato juice. He would gradually add the juice to the beer, saying that it prevented a hangover by providing the cure first. Sounds gross, huh?
Take deep breaths when you're frustrated.
A short weekend is better than no weekend
don't be a wuss <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rainbow:' />
go and get your eyes checked <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />
film cameras are like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
keep your pet echidna away from party balloons <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rainbow:' />
keep your party balloons away from chipmunks
two heads is certainly better than one
Chocolate mousse is easy to make