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always do your exercises before breakie <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Smile' />

got to have some sort of reward incentive <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />
...and similarly, don't go swimming on a full stomach.
If you can't swim, then have some lessons <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />
be sympathetic to all mothers you see following their teenage daughter around on a shopping trip <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

if they look really down, offer them a cheeseburger <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='^_^' />
Stop at the third glass of Shiraz‼
the KFC AllStars Snack Box is waaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy to much food for one person <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />
Computers can consume time faster than I can consume tea. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />
Green tea is good for your health and doesn't put blubber on you <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='^_^' />



the sugar does that all on it's ownsome <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />
Alcohol is overrated.
it's ok to look for Big Trouble in Little China <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />
China is quite big.
so is a molehill <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Smile' />
Don't leave dirty dishes over night, or more that one night.
Its good to be clean and tidy
Stop at least half way through eating an entire packet of biscuits.
Biscuits are good "escape food". E.g. escaping from prison. Sure I read that somewhere.
money can burn a hole in your pocket <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Whistle:' />

best spend it before it does <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Rolleyes' />

saves money <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Money Eyes:' />
A double bed is not big enough for two big dogs and a person
Nice tasting preservative free red wines are hard to find. (I have only really tried one)
It's definitely the preservatives that make me be evil, not the alcohol.