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Quote:Q: Whaddaya call a boomerang that don't come back?
A: A stick.
Quote:The doctor comes out into the waiting room for the next patient. He's shocked to see a man sitting there with a frog growing out of his head. The doctor's cries, "Oh my god, how did that happen?"
The frog answered "I don't know; it began as a pimple on my butt."
Quote:I met a camel with no humps, so I named him Humphrey.
Quote:Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? It's got great food, but no atmosphere.
Quote:Man "Doc, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains"
Doc "Pull yourself together, man"
Quote:Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
Quote:Whats long, brown and sticky?
A stick
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Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night... One was assaulted
"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
What do you call a sleepwalking nun? Roamin' Catholic.
Hangovers - the wrath of grapes
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and situps still suck LOL
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Patient..Doc,i've swallowed a billiard ball.
Doc...get on the end of the cue.
:lol: :lol:
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bet i can out lame you <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='  ' />
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any
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Two Blondes meet on either side of a river..... <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/fishie.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' />
One says "How do you get to the other side?" <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='  ' />
Other one says "You are on the other side!" <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wow.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />
:lol:
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Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!"
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January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
What a year!!
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I really liked March. That was a classic. Here is another one:
Quote:Two flies are sitting on a piece of crap.
One farts, the other one goes, "Hey, do you mind? I'm trying to EAT!"
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duh, are you suposed to like lame jokes? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':fishie:' />
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk
ok
lame? check <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='  ' />
short? check <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='  ' />
see you all later :lol:
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Why has the elephant got big ears?
Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.
Lame,short and bloody old. :lol:
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a guy walks into a bar,
the second one ducks <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':fishie:' />
Why was the Tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' /> got to be the lamest yet <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' />
[color="#000066"]"Doctor, doctor, my wife thinks she's a duck."
"You better bring her in to see me straight away."
"I can't do that - she's already flown south for the winter." <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />
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10-09-2008, 12:12 PM
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I don't know if i get it <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' /> Is there a hidden meaning? Or is it just supposed to be a super lame and obvious statement?
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[quote name='mello yello' post='9165' date='Sep 10 2008, 10:40 AM']<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' />
Hidden meaning ?
Youre looking too deep Glen
Its a SuperLame joke .."what did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car ?? "
..well ok it could have been anything ....but ......
ok try this one
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy 'O Furniture.
<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />[/quote]
i get it......... <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='  ' />
and glen are you having a blonde moment?
it's called lame short jokes for a reason....... <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/LMAO.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />
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<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Loser.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='B)' /> Lol. Sorry. I try harder next time <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/officechair.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />
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[quote name='mello yello' post='9327' date='Sep 12 2008, 08:33 AM'][center] ![[Image: 1-no-error-occurred.jpg]](http://tekkieteacher.edublogs.org/files/2008/04/1-no-error-occurred.jpg) [/center][/quote]
we like the lame jokes...........
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12-09-2008, 06:18 PM
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I like that one <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/fishie.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':officechair:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/fishie.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Loser:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/fishie.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='^_^' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wow.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='^_^' /> Anyone for fish?
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Kevin Rudd <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Talking Ear Off.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/LMAO.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' /> .
Also..... a dyslexic man walks into a bra. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/LMAO.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' />
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hahaha nice!!!!
Q: What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
A: Nobody cries when you cut up a bagpipe
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Three old guys are out walking.
First one says" windy isn't it"
second says" no it's Thursday"
Third one says" So am I let's get a beer"
<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/LMAO.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Applause.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup2.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />
I know you've heard it before - but come on it's funny <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/LMAO.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />
Your killing me <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/LMAO.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />
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don't your jeans fit....... <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/LMAO.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />
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[quote name='radioholic' post='10088' date='Sep 24 2008, 09:41 PM']don't your jeans fit....... <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/LMAO.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='<_<' />[/quote]
Well it's been well publicized about how some of us blokes have extra "baggage" to carry <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />
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