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Short Lame Jokes - glen - 17-07-2008 Quote:Q: Whaddaya call a boomerang that don't come back? Quote:The doctor comes out into the waiting room for the next patient. He's shocked to see a man sitting there with a frog growing out of his head. The doctor's cries, "Oh my god, how did that happen?" Quote:I met a camel with no humps, so I named him Humphrey. Quote:Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? It's got great food, but no atmosphere. Quote:Man "Doc, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains" Quote:Why don't blind people like to sky dive? Quote:Whats long, brown and sticky? Short Lame Jokes - scrooge2 - 17-07-2008 Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night... One was assaulted "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground." What do you call a sleepwalking nun? Roamin' Catholic. Hangovers - the wrath of grapes Short Lame Jokes - paul4kner - 17-07-2008 Patient..Doc,i've swallowed a billiard ball. Doc...get on the end of the cue. :lol: :lol: Paul. Short Lame Jokes - scrooge2 - 17-07-2008 bet i can out lame you <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?" I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any Short Lame Jokes - POWERZONE - 17-07-2008 Two Blondes meet on either side of a river..... <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/fishie.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> One says "How do you get to the other side?" <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> Other one says "You are on the other side!" <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wow.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> :lol: Short Lame Jokes - scrooge2 - 17-07-2008 Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!" Blonde Logic January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!! December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!! What a year!! Short Lame Jokes - glen - 18-07-2008 I really liked March. That was a classic. Here is another one: Quote:Two flies are sitting on a piece of crap. Short Lame Jokes - scrooge2 - 18-07-2008 duh, are you suposed to like lame jokes? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':fishie:' /> A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?" What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk ok lame? check <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> short? check <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> see you all later :lol: Short Lame Jokes - paul4kner - 18-07-2008 Why has the elephant got big ears? Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom. Lame,short and bloody old. :lol: Short Lame Jokes - scrooge2 - 18-07-2008 a guy walks into a bar, the second one ducks <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':fishie:' /> Why was the Tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> got to be the lamest yet <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> [color="#000066"]"Doctor, doctor, my wife thinks she's a duck." "You better bring her in to see me straight away." "I can't do that - she's already flown south for the winter." <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> [/color] Short Lame Jokes - glen - 10-09-2008 I don't know if i get it <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> Is there a hidden meaning? Or is it just supposed to be a super lame and obvious statement? Short Lame Jokes - radioholic - 10-09-2008 [quote name='mello yello' post='9165' date='Sep 10 2008, 10:40 AM']<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> Hidden meaning ? Youre looking too deep Glen Its a SuperLame joke .."what did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car ?? " ..well ok it could have been anything ....but ...... ok try this one What's Irish and stays out all night? Paddy 'O Furniture. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />[/quote] i get it......... <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> and glen are you having a blonde moment? it's called lame short jokes for a reason....... <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/LMAO.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> Short Lame Jokes - glen - 11-09-2008 <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Loser.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='B)' /> Lol. Sorry. I try harder next time <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/officechair.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> Short Lame Jokes - radioholic - 12-09-2008 [quote name='mello yello' post='9327' date='Sep 12 2008, 08:33 AM'][center][/center][/quote] we like the lame jokes........... Short Lame Jokes - glen - 12-09-2008 I like that one <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/fishie.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':officechair:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/fishie.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Loser:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/fishie.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='^_^' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wow.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='^_^' /> Anyone for fish? Short Lame Jokes - paul4kner - 17-09-2008 Kevin Rudd <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Talking Ear Off.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/LMAO.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> . Also..... a dyslexic man walks into a bra. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/LMAO.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> Paul Short Lame Jokes - glen - 18-09-2008 hahaha nice!!!! Q: What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? A: Nobody cries when you cut up a bagpipe Short Lame Jokes - radioholic - 21-09-2008 Three old guys are out walking. First one says" windy isn't it" second says" no it's Thursday" Third one says" So am I let's get a beer" <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/LMAO.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Applause.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup2.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> I know you've heard it before - but come on it's funny <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/LMAO.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' /> Your killing me <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/LMAO.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' /> Short Lame Jokes - radioholic - 24-09-2008 don't your jeans fit....... <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/LMAO.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' /> Short Lame Jokes - POWERZONE - 24-09-2008 [quote name='radioholic' post='10088' date='Sep 24 2008, 09:41 PM']don't your jeans fit....... <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/LMAO.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='<_<' />[/quote] Well it's been well publicized about how some of us blokes have extra "baggage" to carry <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' /> |