Short Lame Jokes

[radioholic]

[quote name='POWERZONE' post='10091' date='Sep 24 2008, 09:56 PM']Well it's been well publicized about how some of us blokes have extra "baggage" to carry <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />[/quote]

ooohhhhh powerzone <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup2.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='<_<' />

[POWERZONE]

Indeed - although the meaning behind that response can go from one extreme to the other <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[radioholic]

it's all good thanks guys...............

[The Joker]

[quote name='mello yello' post='9150' date='Sep 10 2008, 09:49 AM']What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?









"Robin, get in the car."[/quote]



Ha ha <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Applause.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />





What do you call a Dead Parrot wearing a raincoat ?





Polly Unsaturated <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Whistle:' />









What's black white black white black white black white black white





Penguin rolling down the stairs

[glen]

Not bad!!!! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[kitefly]

Two birds sat on a Perch



One says to the other: Do you smell fish?





*********



Two fish were in a tank



One says to the other: Do you know how to drive this thing?

[glen]

what do you call a deer with no eyes?



no idea!



what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?



still no idea!!!!

[glen]

A blind guy is walking around in a store, stops and grabs his guide dog by the tail and starts swinging him around and around.



A bewildered store worker comes up and asks him "Sir can I help you"



"No thanks," he says. " I am just looking around. "

[lolwhat]

What's green and smells like paint?



Green paint.







Why is it so hard for pirates to learn the alphabet?



Because they're always stuck at C





What do you do with a dog that has no legs?



Take it for a drag.





also, sorry for posting in an old topic.

[glen]

hi lolwhat. I like those short lame jokes!!! Keep them coming! And welcome to the forum.



Cheers, Glen <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[glen]

Hahaha nice one. I would have been too big to get in through the sunroof i guess! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[glen]

What is brown, and sticky? - "A stick!"

[glen]

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? - A carrot.

[glen]

What's yellow and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?



A bulldozer...



What's yellow andd blue and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?



A bulldozer wearing jeans!

[glen]

hahaha. yeah i found them on some kiwi website P

[glen]

I tried to build a dog house, but I only had enough dogs to build 3 walls.

[glen]

Doctor: "I have good news and bad news." Patient: "What's the good news?" Doctor: "You have 24 hours to live." Patient: "What's the bad news?" Doctor: "I should have called you yesterday!"

[glen]

It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in laboratory rats.

[glen]

There are 3 essential tools: duct tape, WD40 and a hammer. If something is moving and it shouldn't be, duct tape it. If it isn't moving and it should be, use WD40. If it still doesn't move, hit it with a hammer. If it breaks, tape it back together with the duct tape.

[glen]

Never moon a werewolf.