Short Lame Jokes

[glen]

A doctor says to a patient, "I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is I amputated the wrong leg. The good news is your bad leg is getting better!"

[glen]

A guy escapes from prison and goes home. His wife says, "Where have you been? You escaped eight hours ago!"

[glen]

If a man is in the forest and there is no woman around, is he still wrong?

[glen]

2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.

[glen]

A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Monash Freeway. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.

[glen]

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?

[glen]

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before..

[glen]

Thanks Peter! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup2.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[glen]

I like the second one. Don't get the first one <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[glen]

Ah ok thanks for the explanation <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[glen]

Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions?

[glen]

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat? Polly Unsaturated

[glen]

What's brown and sticky? A stick

[glen]

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

[glen]

Have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower?

That's because he hides well.

[glen]

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

[glen]

Did you hear the joke about the jump rope?

Skip it.



Did you hear the joke about the airplane?

It's way over your head.



Did you hear the joke about the river?

It's water under the bridge.

[glen]

A duck walks into a drug store and says Give me some Chapstick and put it on my bill.

[glen]

Why did the picture go to jail? -he was framed

[glen]

[quote name='PeterJMelb' post='25326' date='Mar 21 2010, 04:43 PM']Hey Glen.



All good except the mum and the fridge!

Does not make sense. (To me).[/quote]



Yeah i did not get it either but still laughed when i read it. So i guess that makes it a joke right? lol