Short Lame Jokes

[iblis.raeb]

[quote name='glen' post='25341' date='Mar 22 2010, 09:38 AM']Yeah i did not get it either but still laughed when i read it. So i guess that makes it a joke right? lol[/quote]

Love'n your logic there, Glen. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup2.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[glen]

i hope the alarm has stopped by now!

[glen]

Lame!!!!! hahaha

[glen]

I like the cowboy one!

[josso]

hahahaha these jokes are the best!! crack ups! i aint got any of my own but i like hearing them!!

[glen]

Q: Did you hear about the guy who stole a joke?

A: He got sentenced to 3 days jail, 2 days community service (at an elderly care facility for ex-comedians) and was given 1 day to come up with an original joke to share with the court. He could not come up with an original joke in 1 day but he was given more time since the sentence was a bit of a joke anyway.



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ps yes original joke...gotta start somewhere right!? remember you heard it here first! HAHAHA

[glen]

HAHAHA. I laughed while writing the punch line...if you can call it a punch line <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[iblis.raeb]

[quote name='glen' post='25772' date='Apr 2 2010, 05:15 PM']HAHAHA. I laughed while writing the punch line...if you can call it a punch line <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />[/quote]

Laughing at your own jokes does not make 'em funny.

[glen]

Oh well. I try harder next time!!!