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Hi Peter.
Gosh you do all that work! For free? Stupid ha???
So this is your stupid question:
You do that... OMG... When are you moving in with me
No way woman. If I moved in with you I would have to do all that work. Gardening, washing, cooking, cleaning! Yikes! No darl... Did you not read that properly... That's what I do. I am a control freak, I wouldn't allow you to... No sir, stay where you are!
Here is mine. (Yeah I stole it).
Why can't we talk in lifts?
Because bad breath makes the elevators break down.
My question. Why do Rosess blossom in Summer?
Have some more coffee M'dear.<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Cuppa.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Cuppa:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Cuppa.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Cuppa:' /> Thanks... <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='  ' />
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Hi Peter!
No darl... Did you not read that properly... That's what I do. I am a control freak, I wouldn't allow you to... No sir, stay where you are!
So if you do all that work, there is no reason I cannot move in with you. I won't stop you from doing the work, I'll just watch and interrupt every now and then. Um, for what exactly? Why would you interrupt me. What would you want from me? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='  ' />
Why do roses bloom in Summer?
How stupid is that? Most flowers bloom in Summer, then some bloom in Autumn, then some bloom in Winter, then some bloom in Spring! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/angry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':angry2:' />
My question is:
How come, (Why) cannot you spell properly? Becos I lurnt my speeelen' scills from u. Hahaha.<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Loser.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Loser:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Loser.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Loser:' />
More beer and hurry up! Or you're so finished. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Shame On You.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Shame:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Shame On You.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Shame:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Shame On You.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Shame:' /> You are so smacked down
My question:
Why are you so <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':angry:' /> to me?
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Hello Peter,
I won't stop you from doing the work, I'll just watch and interrupt every now and then. Um, for what exactly? Why would you interrupt me. What would you want from me? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />
What do you think? Well while I lounge about drinking beer and watching telly.
If I finish a can o' beer, then I gotta interrupt what ever you are doing (like preening your eyebrows back to a hedge) to get me another beer.
That's just for starters! Oh get your own beer... Hahaha.
More beer and hurry up! Or you're so finished.<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Shame On You.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Shame:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Shame On You.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Shame:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Shame On You.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Shame:' /> You are so smacked down
You can never smack me down cos you will be so tired from mopping and dusting and stuff . . . Are you kidding, I am quite resiliant, after I have finished with the housecleaning you are history sir.... Smack, smack, smack down.... Hahaha
Why are you so <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':angry:' /> to me?
Hey I'm not mean to you dear, I'm just trying to get your attention.
But because you are a woman you have no peripheral vision and can't see past your nose! There is one thing I can see though the smacking I am going to do to you... Huahahaha.
My stupid question.
Suddenly both my eyes are closed over and blackened. Why? I think some fat woman knocked you out... Twice, not once. Hahaha
Err can you help me find the bottle opener? Please! No, you're too mean to me... Hahaha. Open them yourself.
Ok, my stupid question.
Why do we have nightmares?
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Hi Peter,
I found this one. I think it is clever.
Can we spell creativity however we want?
Um well, er, you have me stumped on this one. Yes it is clever. So essence it really isn't a stupid one... Argh! I have no idea what I am talking about. Hee hee.
So as I can't find an answer for this stupid question... What is your idea on the subject.
Can we spell creativity however we want?
Hey, you're forever calling me stupid, I want to live up to my name. Hahaha.
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Wants some chicken soup sir. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/gathering.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':gathering:' />
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Hi Peter.
I guess we can leave the creativity word in Limbo!
Do you know we cannot even leave anything in Limbo!
Why because the last Pontiff declared that Limbo did not exist! How does he know that? Hey, I happen to know where limbo is, you turn left at nowhere and then right at lost forever, go up a few flights of invisible stairs, chat to Mr nobody in room 101, swallow the key to the unlockable door and then open your eyes and your there. It's very simple. Hahaha.
Hey, you're forever calling me stupid, I want to live up to my name. Hahaha.
Hey Maggie Mooie Ms. You do a good job on that! You don't need my help! Sir you are so smacked down!!! Wait until this biceps double, I will put you in a headlock and knock you out senseless. Hahaha. And that's what I will do on a good day. Hahaha.
But I could help you loose a few Kgs if you like!
Is that a stupid question? Ha, if I wait for you it will be Christmas before you know it! In Christmas you will have to watch your back... I feel an arm wrestle coming on. Hahaha
Ciao Mr scaredy pants... Huahahahaha.
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Hello Peter,
That's a good description of where to find Limbo! Without your help no one will find it. Ever! Haha... Thought you'd like it!
Hey Maggie Mooie Ms. You do a good job on that! You don't need my help! Sir you are so smacked down!!! Wait until this biceps double, I will put you in a headlock and knock you out senseless. Hahaha. And that's what I will do on a good day. Hahaha.
Ha! If you ever manage to double your biceps you will never be able to put your arm around my head cos your arm will be too fat!
I will concede however that if you manage to sit on me then I'm in big trouble!
No one can escape Big Momma Italiana! Just you wait Henry Higgins... Just you wait!!!
Is that a stupid question? Ha, if I wait for you it will be Christmas before you know it! In Christmas you will have to watch your back... I feel an arm wrestle coming on. Hahaha
You will never loose any weight, even if you start now and keep going until Christmas. Then during Christmas you will eat too much turkey and wonder why you are still chubby!
Arm wrestle! Ha! you better get some practice in. My 12 year old grand daughter will whip you! Ah, you'd know, she's beat you more than enough times... You should be ashamed of yourself, losing to a 12 year old girl... Girl power... Hahahahah
Anyway try this:
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? Ok, so I love this question, I am ashamed to say it made me laugh out loud. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' />
Everyone knows that the AM radio, shuts down after midday... Then it becomes Midday Radio. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' />
And here's my stupid question:
Why do we sheer sheep?
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Hello Peter,
No one can escape Big Momma Italiana! Just you wait Henry Higgins... Just you wait!!!
Always with the ridiculous promises, nothing to back them up with, apart from a big mouth! ![[Image: dry.gif]](http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)
My 12 year old grand daughter will whip you! Ah, you'd know, she's beat you more than enough times... You should be ashamed of yourself, losing to a 12 year old girl... Girl power... Hahahahah
Well Mooie, I have to admit you got me on this one. She whips me every time.<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Whistle.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Whistle:' />
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? Ok, so I love this question, I am ashamed to say it made me laugh out loud. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />
Everyone knows that the AM radio, shuts down after midday... Then it becomes Midday Radio.
A really stupid answer! I love it! Ain't it? Hahaha.
And here's my stupid question:
Why do we sheer sheep?
Dearest! Trully you may believe that you SHEER sheep!
But us in normal world all SHEAR sheep!<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Talking Ear Off.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Talking:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Talking Ear Off.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Talking:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Talking Ear Off.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Talking:' /> You're such a whinger!!!
Anyway Mooie.
Here is my stupid question.
Well it's not really mine.
Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop? That is one stupid question... Well... It's better than calling it a drive by... Get it drive bye! As in goodbye and don't stop. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' />
Ok, so that wasn't really a good answer.
Ok, here's mine:
Why do we only have one moon?
Ciao for now.
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Peter-sir,
In theory you should see two moons staring back at you.
If you get a different result then please ask me to help you check your butt once more! So you are making fun of my third moon ha... Don't worry I am returning to the gym and I will take that third moon and throw it at you when I work it off!
I made Jesus-shaped pancakes, but I burnt them. Am I going to hell?
What do you think Mooie? I say... Sharpen your horns baby... You are going straight to hell! Huahahahaha....
My question?
Why are we tempted to sucumb to certain temptations? (etc... chocolate cakes; dripping with thick chocolate icing...)
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Ha... Looks like a I miss out on that kiss. Which is just as well... One cannot have too much of a good thing right.
I wouldn't have a clue... I just keep going round and round and round...
Here's a question... What do you like about this forum?
Hee hee. It's a cheesy question, isn't it?
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Oh you are a pest... You nag too much for a man. Hahaha.
Now that is one stupid question... How on earth would I know what people are thinking??? What do I look like to you, a fortune teller?
They live there because it's home. Everyone knows their place... Now go out in the garage and start the car. hahaha.
Here's one for you Peter!
Why are men so bossy?
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Hey Tarzan... Firstly you forgot the question... Smart ha! Who's the brains in this outfit then, hey????
I took a tram to a venue today... My stupid question is why are all trams numbered?
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HI Peter,
Hahaha.
Bill Posters will only ever be prosecuted when they start posting pictures of your's truly... Hahaha
So here's mine...
Why has Melbourne had such crazy weather?
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"juz u wait 'enry iggins juz u wait..."
I will get back to you Mr... I will slap you down one day. Not right now, but I will... when you list expect it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You weirdo's would be nothing withoug us Italiano's. Who would make you pizza or spaghetti, 'al dente? Hahaha. Not you. Your pasta is like glue. hahaha.
Ok...
The mobile phone is called mobile, just in case Peter decides to talk to much, it could go mobile and crawl away. You chatter box you. Hahaha.
Ok. Here's mine...
Why do we drink alcohol?
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Ok Peter,
How do you live with yourself. You call me a rolly-polly. But at least I have a brain. I mean think of it, that stupid question you asked is so stupid, even for a man. (Ouch!)
Everyone knows that cat aren't real... They are but a figment of our imagination. No really, try poking one in the eye and see what happens. (Ha ha ha) Speaking of which we are getting a kitten soon. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' />
Ok, now my stupid question... Um... Let me see... Ah yes.
Why do roses blossom in Spring?
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cause i don't see any cats around..!
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cause i don't see any cats around..!
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I'm a little confused Clare26. But welcome to the forum dear. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' />
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Clare... Do you hear that? That naughty Peter, prefers your answer better than my question. Please respond to him, but with girl power, let's beat up on him. Ha ha. That naughty peter. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' />
How many men does it take to change a light globe?
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I do believe it was Mr Shakespeare himself...
Ok, why is a rose called rose?
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Um... Excuse me sier, but you didn't acutally ask a question there!!!!
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Um... Excuse me sier, but you didn't acutally ask a question there!!!!
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