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Ugh! Peter, in my right mind (and my wrong one) I will never watch that or any day time drama... Yuk! I have no patience for them. They put me to sleep, plus I don't watch the idiot box much. I'm more of a music fan. Most of the times the house is quiet, until the kids get home.
Ok here's another stupid question, which is almost the same thing... How can you watch that show, anyway?
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Yo pal,
That's the first show of the day that I watch. I love it! I have to admit, I only like to watch comedy, otherwise I don't watch anything. I never turn the box on during the day.
Then the 5.00PM News and that's it! No more! Good to watch the news, but hubby comes home of the eve and listens to the news on different stations... Drives me batty. Hahaha.
Si una bella tazza di te... Hmmmm.
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Ok, question...
Does Heaven and Hell really exist?
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Hi Peter,
However I have a feeling there may well be an afterlife!
Anyway I'm interested to hear your and others views. Well... I'm like you Peter, if such places exist, it would be rather inetersting... I wonder which one I will end up in. Anyway, if there is a reincarnation issue. I am going to be nasty and say I want to return as a male dog and mistaken all the people who have hurt me in the past - as trees. Hahaha.
Oh I am naughty, aren't i?
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If you come back as a dog and track down all the previous tormentors.
As well as using them as target practice you may as well bite their b****! Yikes! haha, maybe... That could be on the cards. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' />
I have a feeling that re-incarnation doesn't cut it.
But I think I mentioned on another post I had a feeling I was once one of Cleopatra's Eunuchs.
Well Maggie how unlucky can a guy get! Waving a fan at Cleopatra but that's it! No touchy! OMG... That's funny just thinking about it. Hahaha
OK then, you said:
Oh I am naughty, aren't i?
Which comedian used that as his signature? (I know it's not a stupid question but it's the only one I have.) It's not a suptid question. I have no idea, was it Greame Kennedy?
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Hey there Peter,
Actually the correct comedian phrase is: "Oh you are awful but I like you." That's pretty close to your: "Oh I am naughty. Aren't I."
And his name was (I believe he is dead) #### Emery. And he was a very funny guy.
Try him here:
[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_CG0frQAKc"][color="#284b72"] http://www.youtube.c...h?v=G_CG0frQAKc[/color][/url] Oh I do remember him... He had his own TV show in the 70's... Very funny fellow.
Maggie, there ain't nothing funny about being a eunuch! Hahaha... I'm sorry, I just can't stop laughing. hahaha.
So what's your stupid question then? Eh! Oops, forgot again ha? Forget my head if it wasn't screwed on. Hee hee.
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Ok, question. Why is there so many bats in Melbourne?
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Ah MaggieMoo. Poet of the Century! You do like telling jokes don't you.
Why are there so many bats in Melbourne? Probably because there are thousands of Cricketers and Table Tennis players! Ok now this one almost made me fall off my chair in fits of laughter. hahahaha <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/officechair.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':officechair:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/officechair.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':officechair:' />
How did the Eskimos ever cook their chicken legs in an igloo? They used a pressure cooker.
Ok... What are the names of the three wise monkeys?
Hey Cara! Wanna beer? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/LMAO.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':LMAO:' /> Looks like you've had too much. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' />
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Peter, Peter, Peter
Name the 3 wise monkeys?
Ha! Too easy M'dear! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/LMAO.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':LMAO:' />
1 I sayed nuttin'.
2 I 'erd nuttin'.
3 I sawed nuttin'.
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Have a beer sweetheart. (As Humphrey Bogart would say) I didn't know he said, have a beer?
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Why do/did American Indians build tee pees with a hole in the top? Ha, everyone knows that they used the hole to collect water when it rains.
Ok... Why is do women paint their toenails?
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I'm here....
Here is a stupid question:
Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop? So they can see if you are worthy to purchase their food/drinks.
Ok... Why dogs bark?
(Sorry rather a poor one... But I have a mental blank... Have had since 1975... Hahahaha)
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Hi Sir Peter,
Ok... Why dogs bark?
Well If they could talk they would. Seeing they cannot then they bark instead!
Try this:
Who closes the door when the bus driver gets off? All of the passengers. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' />
What time is it at lunch time?
Have a beer :beer:ear <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Rose.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Rose:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Rose.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Rose:' /> Thanks... <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' />
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None.... Because he has triangle feet, not square. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' />
Why do eskimos live in an igloo?
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None.... Because he has triangle feet, not square
A good stupid answer Mooie!
Why do Scandinavians keep writing O's and then just crossing them out? Well the O represents our mouths... So when they are shocked they use the O and the when the shock surpasses, they cross it out. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' />
Hey sir, you did not anwer my previous question. So I will ask it again.
Why do eskimos live in an igloo?
Wanna beer?
Well go and buy your own! Snob! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='  ' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' />
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Hi Peter.
Your answer:
Well the O represents our mouths... So when they are shocked they use the O and the when the shock surpasses, they cross it out. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />
Well done Mooie that's a real stupid answer! You can always count on me to be stupid... Um, wait no, that didn't come out right. What I meant was; yes I am pretty stupid.... No, no, that didn't come out right either. What I mean is... Ar, forget about it. Once "a stupid" always "a stupid" Hee hee
Hey sir, you did not answer my previous question. So I will ask it again.
Why do Eskimos live in an igloo?
Good Lord woman you are a pushy broad yes? Yes sir I am, so off your behind and keep up with this pushy broad. Hee hee
I have no idea why they do.
What I do know is that the husband always shares the wife with visitor mates!
Now that's my kinda mateship! Ewww... What if their visitor mates are animals... Ewwww...
My stupid question:
Are looks important in a relationship? (Yeah I know it's not very stupid, but all I can think of). Yes because if we couldn't look at people, then how would we know they were there... I'm sorry that was really a stupid answer, but you have to admit it is a stupid question. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' />
Keep exercising and soon you will be less chubby. Ha! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sports.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ports:' /> Chubby... Chubby. I'll have you know, I could squash you in an instance with this chub... hahahaha.
Hmmm maybe a smackdown on the way! [size="2"] Smackdown.... <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/officechair.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':officechair:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/officechair.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':officechair:' /> Don't fall off dear.
Next question:
Does money grow on trees?
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Hi Peter
Now about Eskimos!
Now that's my kinda mateship! Ewww... What if their visitor mates are animals... Ewwww...
No Ewwwww, I happen to know the Eskimo women like it a lot! Hahahaha.... That's funny. Hahaha.
Chubby... Chubby. I'll have you know, I could squash you in an instance with this chub...
Come on Chubby! Chubbys cannot run, so how will you catch up to me! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sports.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='ports:' /> You still running! Ha! You're going the right way for a smack bottom!
Next question:
Does money grow on trees?
Of course it does! If you have the right trees!
For example: Apple trees produce apples and the Apple farmer sells them to you for money! Ha, that's not a stupid answer, that's correct.
I wish I could think of a stupid question:
OK well try this:
Why do Angels have wings? So they can fly to you at night and catch you... Well, just in case they are round, like me... Hey! I'm not round. I'm rather square... Get it! Square; not round.... Hahaha. Yea, yea, I know, don't give up my day job. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' />
<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/pacman.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':pacman:' /> You will never catch me! Don't bet on it Mister! I'll be there before you know it!
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Hi Peter
How are you today? Meh, can't complain.
Why do Angels have wings? So they can fly to you at night and catch you... Well, just in case they are round, like me... Hey! I'm not round. I'm rather square... Get it! Square; not round.... Hahaha. Yea, yea, I know, don't give up my day job. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />
Ah well that is a good stupid answer.
OK then why do we need Angels at all? Because we need somebody to look after us... Especially those guardian angels. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' />
Yeah I know I got Angels on my brain. You see it helps me stop thinking the stupid things you say! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Whistle.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Whistle:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Whistle.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Whistle:' /> I tell you what sir, you really are goint the right way for a smack down!<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Talking Ear Off.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Talking:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Talking Ear Off.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Talking:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Talking Ear Off.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Talking:' />
My question:
Why are men so cheeky?
Wanna meet for a coffee soon? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Cuppa.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Cuppa:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Cuppa.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Cuppa:' /> I'll think about it now! ![[Image: dry.gif]](http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)
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Ar, er... What are you talking about? I'm so dumb I wouldn't understand, NOT! Are you crazy dude! Men are cheeky because they think women are dumb enough to like it. But honestly, we think you are dumb enough to show your cheekiness. Hahhaha.
Yes, angels have legs and feet, they only show them to cheeky men. But kicking them in the .... um, er, backside... Hahahaha
My question.
Why is the world round?
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Hi Peter.
God you are dumb woman. Go back and read it all again! Then stand in the dumb corner for a week or a day whichever come first! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> Insults Peter, insults... Hahaha.
Ar, er... What are you talking about? I'm so dumb I wouldn't understand, NOT! Are you crazy dude! Men are cheeky because they think women are dumb enough to like it. But honestly, we think you are dumb enough to show your cheekiness. Hahhaha. Err WTF are you on about! Someone needs to go and take a happy pill... Then come back and be nice, you grumpy so-and-so!!<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' />
Yes, angels have legs and feet, they only show them to cheeky men. But kicking them in the .... um, er, backside... Hahahaha
Ah in the backside! Yeah like that's what you meant to say? What you meant also starts with "B"! Why do you speak through experience???<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup2.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':th' />
Your question.
Why is the world round?
Really! Is It? NO everybody knows it's oblong shaped... Hahaha. (And he calls me dumb, sheesh!)
My question.
When did you last see an Angel kick a guy in the ..... er . . . backside? Right after your attempt to insult me earlier on in this post. All angels are women... Because women are angels and men are devils... Keep up with me Peter
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Hi Peter,
My question.
When did you last see an Angel kick a guy in the ..... er . . . backside? Right after your attempt to insult me earlier on in this post. All angels are women... Because women are angels and men are devils... Keep up with me Peter
Good Lord Maggie I'm trying but honestly I'm just not as dumb as you!
Errr any chance of a late dinner? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Whistle.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Whistle:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Whistle.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Whistle:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Shame On You.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Shame:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Shame On You.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Shame:' /> No dinner for you... Until you stop calling me dumb
<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Cuppa.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Cuppa:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Cuppa.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Cuppa:' /> For us anyway But I will take your coffee.
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Hello Ms. Not Dumb Mooie! Hahaha. Hi Peter!
If women are smart enough to put the clothes in the washing machine and get it going.
WHY do I have to put the clothes on the line when the cycle is finished? You do that... OMG... When are you moving in with me. I put them on the line I know how to press the button on the washing machine... Wait a minute, I clean house, I can hammer a nail and do gardening as well as take out the garbage. Hmmm. Maybe I am not so clever after all. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='  ' />
Mooie, what about a bite tonight? Dinner that is! Wash your mind out! Dinner it is... I'm cooking, at least I know where my hands have been.<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Whistle.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Whistle:' /> Hahaha. So what would you like for dinner sir?
More Coffee? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Cuppa.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Cuppa:' /> Yours <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Cuppa.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Cuppa:' /> Mine. Yummmmmm! Coffeeeee. Hey, I'm not addicted to coffee.... Much! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/LMAO.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':LMAO:' />
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