What Would You Do If...

[glen]

I would head to the nearest travel agent and ask for "one with the lot" <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



What would you do if it was only $5 to fly to Darwin?

[kitefly]

I'd check out how much it was to return from Darwin.



What would you do if you ran out of sugar?

[glen]

I would use Splenda....Tastes like sugar cause its made from sugar!!!!



What would you do if there was a huge earthquake and then you found a massive pile of sugar in your backyard, apparently through some volcanic sugar eruption event <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[scrooge2]

<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

sugar rush <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

could make organic toffees and marshmellows and make a fortune <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wub:' />



what would you do if you bought some organic toffees and found ants preserved in them? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[kitefly]

I would spare a thought for the little lives lost.



What would you do if you couldn't leave the house for 2 weeks?

[glen]

I would go crazy!!!



What would you do if you really didn't like winter but had no practical way of stopping winter from occurring?

[kitefly]

I would be me.



What would you do if Winter was cancelled?

[scrooge2]

strip off the thermals and don the bikini <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />



and what would you do if you saw a duck in a bikini out shopping but needing help with all her parcels? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wub:' />

[kitefly]

I would help her with her parcels and ask where she was planning on swimming. I figure that a duck would know a pretty good spot.



What would you do if I sang out of tune?

[scrooge2]

be polite and not say a word <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wub:' />



what would you do if you knew you couldn't sing in tune but were offered a recording contract? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

[POWERZONE]

I'd go with the classic "Money first!" <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Talking Ear Off.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />



What would you do if someone offered you [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehl_VQuKRTc"]money for nothing?[/url] <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/im Not Worthy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wub:' />

[kitefly]

I suppose I would have to ask "what's in it for you?" depending on the person.



What would you do if you wanted to come up with something witty, but just couldn't?

[POWERZONE]

Pretend to fall down - that usually gets people laughing <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/LMAO.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='<_<' /> - even if it's not funny <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Whistle.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wub:' />





What would you do if someone pretended to fall down in front of you? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

[kitefly]

I would laugh!



What would you do if the milk man tried to seduce you?

[glen]

I would resist!!!



What would you do if you became an uncle for the first time?

[scrooge2]

google ' how to avoid getting roped into nappy changing duty ' <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



and congrats <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



what would you do if you couldn't get out of nappy changing duty? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ras:' />

[glen]

I would buy a self help book like, how to change nappies in 24 hours or something like that <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



What would you do if you were heading to china in just 5 days time and were not going to be back for 1 month? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[scrooge2]

make sure i had computer access at all times <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

oh, and bring back pressies for your friends <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



what would you do if you forgot why you were going to china? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ras:' />

[glen]

I would look up my lonely planet guide to remind me why i was in China.

I am sure it would give me an explanation! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



What would you do if you wanted to learn mandarin in 24 hours? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[scrooge2]

buy a kilo from woolies and start practicing <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />



what would you do if after learning mandarin, you couldn't ever eat another one? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />