What Would You Do If...

[glen]

The What Would You Do If...Game



First person poses a question to the next poster, asking them what they would do in a particular situation. Then that next person poses a scenario of their own.



I will start off:



What would you do if you found a suitcase full of cash on the steps of Flinders Street Station?

[Guest]

i will give the suitcase to the officer works for connex i think. believe they would give it to the police officer. anyway, i would not dare keeping the money myself . imagin what kind of people would keep so much money in a suitcase.?!



Where would you want to go the most if u are able to travel anywhere, without spending any money?

[glen]

Hi vivien! That is a hard question because I would like to go lots of places. But I guess it would be pretty cool to see the Great Wall of China!! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':dance:' /> Now all I have to do is learn some chinese before I go!



If you met Arnold Schwarzenegger, what would you say???

[Guest]

hey Glen,

if i met him, i would say:" can i touch your muscles? and could you plesase pretend to fall down after i beat you!" haha!



what would you want to do if you are a superhero?

[glen]

Hi vivien, If I was a superhero then I would like to be like Peter Petrelli on that Heroes show. Because he was basically a nice guy with more powers than you could throw a stick at! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' /> The first thing I would do would be to fly to a nice holiday destination (with my fishing gear)...and escape the cold melbourne winter! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />



What would you do if you won tattslotto? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' />

[scrooge2]

if i won Lotto, <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />

honestly?

ok <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='^_^' />

first my kids would each get a house <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

i'd support some of my favourite Charities annually with the some of the interest <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='^_^' />

and last but not least, i'd buy some houses in the Melbourne area <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='^_^' />



what would you do if you came face to face with a Sasquatch? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

[glen]

Well if I met bigfoot I might copy what happened in the film called "Strange Wilderness". They were making a documentary about bigfoot and.,....they found it...and they paniced and shot it!!!....And I don't mean with film!!!



What would you do if you had 25 seconds to make up a song that had 4 lines and rhymed?

[scrooge2]

wouln't stand a chance <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

brain don't work that fast <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='^_^' />



but fuzzy kitty is so cute <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

fuzzy kitty loves his FOOD <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='^_^' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='^_^' />

[glen]

That was a very good effort!!!! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />



But you forgot to ask a "what if" question <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

[scrooge2]

told you about the brain <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />



but ok <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />



what if you were abducted by a UFO full of humanoid females that needed you to help them with population expansion <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='^_^' />

would you try to escape <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />

or offer to help out and just think of England? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='^_^' />

[glen]

After watching war of the worlds I know that aliens hate catching colds! So I would sneeze a lot and hope they all get sick and drop over!!! Then I would take their space craft and go cruizing! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/fishie.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':fishie:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/fishie.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':fishie:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/fishie.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':fishie:' /> When they recovered from their colds (months later) I suspect they would have lost interest in creating a human-alien combo race <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Bug.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Bug:' />







What would you do if you ran out of petrol 100 metres away from one petrol station and 300 metres away from another petrol station. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/th_thblob_duck.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ducky:' />

[scrooge2]

Easy <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':fishie:' />



use the mobile and call someone to come and get me <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':fishie:' />

it would be for the greater good <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ducky:' />

lets just day, that if that problem ever arose there are way to many variants of Murphys Law <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':fishie:' />







what would you do if you were in charge of the Big Red Button? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Bug:' />

[glen]

I would push the button!!!!! By the way, what is it for??? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':officechair:' /> hehehe



What would you do if your phone rings and you pick up only to hear music like you have been put on hold?

[scrooge2]

depends on the music <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

chances are it would be one of the three little pigs checking up on their mommy <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='<_<' />

so i'd probably end the call and spend the rest of the day sending randomly annoying texts <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />



what would you do if you found a real honest to goodness Tardis? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />

would you renovate? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

[glen]

Yes! I would paint it white since I just helped my girlfriend painting a room and we have some spare white paint left over!!! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> Its not easy painting over dark purple!!!



What would you do if it was 3pm and you were really hungry but you were on a diet and were not supposed to eat anything until 6pm? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[scrooge2]

i like Purple <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':fishie:' />

why would you want to paint over it? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />

see the wall behind me? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='^_^' />

isn't it just the most awesomest colour? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':fishie:' />





have a cup of coffee <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

and no one's game enough to get between the duck and food when she's hungry <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



what would you do if you found yourself trapped between a Hungry duck, Hungry boy duck and Hungry baby duck and their food? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[glen]

Well I would quickly eat their food and then they would have to either eat me or give up and fine a pond to play in <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> I think I am too big for a duck to eat me so should be fine!



What would you do if you were confronted by an angry wombat? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[scrooge2]

if i was hungry because some ate all my food <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

i would have to turn it into Wombat Stew <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':fishie:' />



what would you do if a very mad duck decided to tie you to the railway tracks because you stole all her food <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

and there was no sign of Jones <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':fishie:' />



[color="#444433"]I plopped down in my easy chair and turned on Channel 2

A bad gunslinger called Salty Sam was chasin' poor Sweet Sue

He trapped her in the old sawmill and said with an evil laugh,

"If you don't give me the deed to your ranch

I'll saw you all in half!"

And then he grabbed her (and then)

He tied her up (and then)

He turned on the bandsaw (and then, and then...!)



[Chorus:]

And then along came Jones

Tall thin Jones

Slow-walkin' Jones

Slow-talkin' Jones

Along came long, lean, lanky Jones



Commercial came on, so I got up to get myself a snack

You should've seen what was goin' on by the time that I got back

Down in the old abandoned mine, Sweet Sue was havin' fits

That villain said, "Give me the deed to your ranch

Or I'll blow you all to bits!"

And then he grabbed her (and then)

He tied her up (and then)

He lit the fuse to the dynamite (and then, and then...!)



[Chorus]



I got so bugged I turned it off and turned on another show

But there was the same old shoot-'em-up and the same old rodeo

Salty Sam was tryin' to stuff Sweet Sue in a burlap sack

He said, "If you don't give me the deed to your ranch

I'm gonna throw you on the railroad tracks!"

And then he grabbed her (and then)

He tied her up (and then)

He threw her on the railroad tracks (and then)

A train started comin' (and then, and then...!)



[Chorus][/color]

[glen]

Well given that the duck has "decided" to tie me to the train tracks I am guessing there might be some sign of these sinister intentions. Maybe a growling expression or maybe a loud quacking noise. Anyway, I would leave before the duck went and got the rope!!!



I would return with a goose, a cow and a donkey. We would then take the ducks rope and sell it on ebay <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':fishie:' />



What would you do if you were on planet Mars and you were surrounded by 3 angry martians. A tall one, a short one, and crazy looking one! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Bug.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Bug.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Bug.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':fishie:' />

[scrooge2]

no problems there <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

the crazy one is probably a long lost cousin <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

we'd just get together to plot the ultimate world domination and human salavery expo <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />







what would you pack to take with you if you were booked for a three hour cruise on the S.S. Minnow? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />