What Would You Do If...

[kitefly]

Stand up at the computer.



What would you do if you missed a little chat that was intended for you and you wanted to say thanks for bringing up my biz and trying to motivate me?

[glen]

Exactly what you just did!!!!



What would you do if you had just taken medicine that you were allergic to and it was making you itchy all over? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[kitefly]

Scratch and call the pharmacy.



What would you do if the <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/emoticon_rainbow.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> ended in your garden?

[scrooge2]

negotiate a deal with the leprechaun guarding the pot of gold <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



what would you do if you found it was the wrong end of the rainbow in your yard? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />

[kitefly]

Ask the Leprechaun at my end to call his mate and hook me up with some gold!



What would you do if the Leprechaun was nasty?

[glen]

I would get some garden gnomes and surround the Leprechaun. Once the Leprechaun felt outnumbered it would probably choose to be less nasty!



What would you do if a monkey was on your back?

[scrooge2]

tell the little brat to get off <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

baby's a monkey by the Chinese horoscope <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



what would you do if said monkey thought it was a great game to pick you up and carry you from room to room just because she could? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[kitefly]

Say: "Can you go a bit faster, please?"



What would you do if the monkey liked to lick your toes?

[scrooge2]

grosse <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

but she likes to bite <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

i'd let her lick the cats toes <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



what would you do if the monkey's hints at learnig to drive were getting stronger and more frequent and you just knew you couldn't avoid it forever? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />

[kitefly]

Find her a driving instructor that liked having their toes licked.



What would you do if the monkey and the driving instructor decided to wed?

[glen]

I would encourage the Monkey to GET REAL!!!



What would you do if you met an animal that could talk?

[scrooge2]

i have <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

and sometimes she even remembers to stop and breath <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wub:' />



but i've seen the bugs bunny singing frog cartoon, Mr Ed, and Francis the talking Mule so i'd do absolutely nothing <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



and what would you do if you walked in on Mr Ed and Francis the talking Mule plotting to take over the world? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />

[kitefly]

I would come onto Melbourne Chat, and enlist you guys to help me with a mission to save the world.



What would you do if there was a man at your window with a rubber chicken?

[glen]

I would ask him if the rubber chicken was for sale ....and then slam the door and say "NOT INTERESTED BUDDY!! I ALREADY HAVE A RUBBER CHICKEN!!!!"



What would you do if there was a special at the supermarket with kit kat chocolate blocks at 90% off?

[scrooge2]

i don't like kitkats <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />

ask them if they'd match on aero <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />





and what would you do if Zeus was in a grumpy and throwing thunderbolts at you? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[glen]

Jump out of the way!



What would you do if you had nothing in the fridge but you were hungry?

[scrooge2]

happens a lot <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

well nothing worth eating anyway <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wub:' />



head to the freezer <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='^_^' />

i've learnt to keep stashes of stuff in there <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='^_^' />



and what would you do if all your secret freezer stashes were discovered? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />

[glen]

head for the secret freezer compartment that looks like a block of ice but it actually full of ice cream!



What would you do if there was only 1 million days left to the end of the world?

[scrooge2]

Duh <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

spend like there's no next millenium <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wub:' />



and what would you do if you just didn't want to do anything? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='^_^' />

[kitefly]

I'd ride out the mood, while doing things that felt productive but didn't require any passion or energy. eg, washing, clean basin in bathroom. Then watch telly.



What would you do if you were bored with life and wanted an adventure?