What Would You Do If...

[kitefly]

Switch to learning Kiwi



What would you do if you split your pants in the rear while out doing the shopping?

[scrooge2]

go buy a new pair <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



what would you do if there was a mass invasion of talking fruit salad taking over the world? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

[glen]

I would contribute funds to a fruit eradication program <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' /> ...also known as a cannery!..followed by regular desserts of canned fruit. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> I am pretty sure they will stop talking after being put in a can!!!



What would you do if the weather in Melbourne was terrible today?

[scrooge2]

i'd rug up in front of a heater and think about heading north, but not to Alaska <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />





what would you do if you couldn't get a cheeseburger for a whole month? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

[kitefly]

I'd see if that applied to double cheeseburgers too.



What would you do if you were tired but shouldn't go back to bed?

[glen]

I would get up now buit have an afternoon nap later!!!



What would you do if your backup eftpos card did not work anymore because you get a "card has expired" error when you test it at an ATM? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[scrooge2]

i'd think, damn, i should have gotten more money out earlier <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



what would you do if a pride of black panthers were about to cross your path? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[kitefly]

Stand very, very still.



What would you do if your next door neighbor was digging a grave sized hole in the middle of the night?

[glen]

I would ask whether he needed some help .....and then gauge the response!!!



What would you do if there was 100 days in the year, 2 days in the week and 50 weeks every year.

[scrooge2]

depends if those two days were saturday and sunday <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />



what would you do if both those days were modays? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[kitefly]

Get a mining job, one week on, one week off.



What would you do if there was a snake in your kitchen and you didn't know if it was poisonous or not?

[scrooge2]

wouldn't worry me <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

i'd be outside in a heartbeat <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />



what would you do if you came home and found that your wife / mother had locked herself out of the house because there was a snake in there? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='^_^' />

[glen]

I would call the RSPCA. Chances are they would send someone to comfort the snake, not wife/mum!



What would you do if your printer was always printing poorly and you cleaned the stupid print head a hundred times and it kept giving crap results? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[scrooge2]

not let it get to me, but see what sort of bribes the kids would come up with to get me to buy a new printer <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />



what would you do if you had to get up on stage and sing to an audience wearing nothing but a smile and socks <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />

[kitefly]

Create a bikini out of the socks.



What would you do if a woman was serenading at your window wearing nothing but a smile and some socks?

[scrooge2]

put on earmuffs <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />



what would you do if there was a big burly guy serenading you outside you window wearing nothing but a smile and a bikini made out of socks? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

[kitefly]

Take a photo!



What would you do if you had a new dressing gown that you never wanted to take off?

[scrooge2]

might have to walk on my treadie till i over heated and had no choice <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />



what would you do if your Beloved treadmill suddenly started running backwards? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

[kitefly]

Turn around.



What would you do if they invented a treadmill with a built in computer that typed your thoughts?

[scrooge2]

be in deep s hit <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



what would you do if you were followed home by the cutest little baby skunk? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />