What Would You Do If...

[glen]

I would ask the parrot "which way to land and teasure you ol' sea dog parrot".



And maybe throw in a few "Arghh Har Me Hearties" a few times for good measure.



What would you do if you a fully trained talking parrot at your disposal that would say anything to anyone (as ordered by you after providing some sweet corn and a pat on the head)?

[kitefly]

I would get the parrot to learn motivational speeches to recite to me throughout the day.



What would you do if parrot moved into your house and wanted control of the remote?

[scrooge2]

have roast parrot <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='^_^' />

and what would you do if you came to dinner and i served up roast parrot? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

i promise to make dessert too btw <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':fishing:' />

[kitefly]

Hide my shock and be a grateful dinner guest.



What would you do if you served up roast parrot and I choked on a feather?

[scrooge2]

get really mad <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='<_<' />

those feathers are for a new coat <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

so i guess i'd have to do the heimlich maneuver and get it back <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />





what would you do if the ants went marching two by two hoorah hoorah? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />

[tonywillman]

stand on the little ######## of course



what would you do if I didn't ask a question?

[scrooge2]

i would hunt you down, stake you to an anthill and pour bbq sauce all over you <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



what would you do if you hated mad max movies but one was going in the same room as your beloved treadie? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='<_<' />

[glen]

learn to love mad max by taking a simple 3 step approach. First get a dune buggy; Second go riding the dune buggy in the desert; And third, drive the dune buggy in a high speed chase, preferably chasing the kids! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



What would you do if you were attacked by a child who was armed to the teeth with spaghetti and mash potatoes! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />

[kitefly]

Grab a tub of butter and get fighting!



What would you do if your pants disintegrated while you were in the supermarket?

[scrooge2]

[quote name='glen' post='15371' date='Apr 8 2009, 10:16 PM']learn to love mad max by taking a simple 3 step approach. First get a dune buggy; Second go riding the dune buggy in the desert; And third, drive the dune buggy in a high speed chase, preferably chasing the kids! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



What would you do if you were attacked by a child who was armed to the teeth with spaghetti and mash potatoes! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />[/quote]





send the little biatch to her room <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

and how do you know baby? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

[scrooge2]

i'd hope the guy in front of me was tall cute and ask to borrow his t-shirt <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />



what would you do if you were asked to be one of the judges in a swimsuit comp? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[kitefly]

I would love that and I would pick a girl with real b oobs and some sexy curves.



What would you do if you you were asked to give a motivational speech to the students at your old highschool?

[glen]

I would try very hard to not de-motivate them but i could not make any promises <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



What would you do if there was no electricity for the next year?

[scrooge2]

put the baby to good use on a peddle generator <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

i can't live without my forums <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



what would you do if you had to make time with the Bundy Bear? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />



and i just showed my answer to baby <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

it went down really well <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

[glen]

hahaha. Well Bundy Bear is too busy drinking rum (and I bet you never saw a polar bear get a hang over!) so I would probably ditch the bear and go fishing instead <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



What would you do if you had to motivate someone to kick start their lingerie business but you did not want to come across as being a nagger? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='<_<' />

[scrooge2]

hm, hard one <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

why ask a procrastinator? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



maybe ivite a group of friends to a lingerie party and ask each of them to bring a friend? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='^_^' />

word of mouth is a wonderful tool <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />



and what would you do if you were one of the friends asked to tag along to a lingerie party? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='<_<' />

[glen]

I would probably grab a beer (a low joule one preferably as i am on a diet) and head out to the back yard and try to not look too interested in the lingerie! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



What would you do if you had attended a lingerie party at a friends place only to find out the lingerie was really much more expensive than you expected. Would you be guilted into buying some just to keep them happy? Or would you try bargain them down?

[scrooge2]

guilted <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

but only one thing <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



what would you do if your wife and or girlfriend maxed out your creditcard being guilted into buying Lingerie from one of their friends? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

[glen]

sell the lingerie on ebay!!! hopefully for a profit!!!



What would you do if you had to choose between milo, tea and coffee and you only had 2 seconds to decide? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

[scrooge2]

coffee <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

then i'd deck the person who gave me so little time to decide <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



what would you do if you were trying to do your morning word puzzles but it was impossible to sit down at the computer? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />