What Would You Do If...

[glen]

I would agree to it provided that they bought me one of those new ford mustangs and also signed me up for a life time supply of cheeseburgers <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



What would you do if you had extra good genes and it was highly likely that you would live until you were 120 years old. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

[scrooge2]

double check my warranty on replacement parts <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



and what would you do if the moon was made of cheesecake? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

[glen]

I would convert the moon into a crescent permanently <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> emm yum!!!

[scrooge2]

hmmm <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

glen not pay attention <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

him gone to the moon me thinks <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />



what would he do if he ran out of coffee to have with his cheese moon? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

[kitefly]

Maybe he would rink tea with it instead?



What would you do if your arms were your legs and your legs were your arms?

[scrooge2]

probably end up with a headache from being upside down all the time <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

and buying shoes would be a b itch <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



what would you do if it was april fools day and you were afraid to wake the baby knowing just how possitively evil she can be? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />

[kitefly]

I would pull an april fools on the baby and tell it that everybody sleeps all day on April 1st. I reckon baby would fall for it cos (he/she) is pretty young and hopefully still gullible.



What would you do if your keyboard started writing for a ghost?

[scrooge2]

baby's pushing seventeen and i like the idea of her going to school <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

holidays are going to be here soon enough <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />





a ghost writer?

cool <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />

sit back and enjoy the story <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />





and what would you do if you're ghost wrote a best seller? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />

i mean, who'd do the signings? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[glen]

I would do the signings on behalf of the ghost but only after we agreed that we would split the profit 50/50. The ghost would probably put its share of the profits toward a tax deductible charity relating to the care of ghosts. It would probably be called GhostCare or something like that.



What would you do if you ran an organisation called GhostCare?

[kitefly]

Make the Ghost Busters sign a treaty and put cocktail bars in graveyards



What would you do if you got to be King of the Jungle?

[scrooge2]

well that's an interesting question <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

maybe get it in writing that i didn't have to have plastic surgery and it could all be done with makeup <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='<_<' />



and i'd give all the females in the jungle equal rights <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />



and what would you do if suddenly all the females in the jungle had equal rights? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[glen]

I would get them to mow the lawn!!! hahahaha



What would you do if there was a tidal wave on the Antartica coast but you were not actually in Antartica at the time and you didn't know about the tidal wave and actually you would have never even heard about it (except from me) because no one else noticed the tidal wave (except me)? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[scrooge2]

i'd hunt you down after surviving the tidal wave <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

if you hadn't noticed it, it wouldn't have happened <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />

just like if a tree falls in a forest and there's no one there to hear it <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />







and what would you do if you were betrothed at birth to some viking chick named Broomhilda? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

[kitefly]

I would get her to mow the lawn



What would you do if you weren't allowed to use your electricity for a week?

[glen]

I would get some candles and a pack of cards. Or maybe I would try to re-learn how to play mah jong. I forget the rules.



What would you do if you were in a world mah jong championship but you didn't really know how to play and if you didn't win then your village would be demolished and you would become an outcast and forbidden from hearding sheep for your comunity (which was your old job)? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[kitefly]

I would fake a revelation from the gods that mah jong was evil and to be banned. The gods would say that snap was the new competition.



What would you do if you had to play snap against a bratty child that you knew would throw a trantrum if they lost but would gloat if they won?

[glen]

I would aim for a draw (if that is possible). And cheat if necessary.



What would you do if you found a wombat in your back yard?

[kitefly]

Be soooo excited and cuddle him if he was little.



What would you do if you were wombat in some bodies backyard?

[glen]

I would start digging my escape route <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



What would you do if you found 10 angry wombats in your backyard <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='^_^' />

[kitefly]

Stay inside and watch them be angry. That would be cool.



What would you do if you found a parrot on your shoulder?