09-08-2014, 02:19 PM
A panda walks into a bar and orders a beer and a hamburger. After he eats he stands up stretches and pulls out a gun shooting everyone in the room but the bartender. The panda puts $20 on the bar and turns to leave. As he walks out the door the bartender asks why the panda shot everyone. The panda tells him to look in the encyclopedia. The bartender looks up panda and he reads "Panda: Large black and white mammal native to China. Eats shoots and leaves."
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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, âIâll have a whisky and â¦â¦â¦ soda.â The bartender says, âWhy the big pause?â âDunno,â says the bear. âIâve always had them.â
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A Frenchman walks into a bar with a toad on his head. âWhat the hell is that?â asks the barman. The toad replies, âI donât know â it started as a wart on my ass and grew.â
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âI was tired one night and I went to the bar to have a few drinks. The bartender asked me, âWhatâll you have?â I said, âSurprise me.â He showed me a naked picture of my wife.â
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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, âIâll have a whisky and â¦â¦â¦ soda.â The bartender says, âWhy the big pause?â âDunno,â says the bear. âIâve always had them.â
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A Frenchman walks into a bar with a toad on his head. âWhat the hell is that?â asks the barman. The toad replies, âI donât know â it started as a wart on my ass and grew.â
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âI was tired one night and I went to the bar to have a few drinks. The bartender asked me, âWhatâll you have?â I said, âSurprise me.â He showed me a naked picture of my wife.â
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