07-02-2012, 03:45 PM
The Mezzta... Is a secret.... Huahahahaha.
Ok... Jokes galore... I have thousands of them... Stold them from my nephew. Ha ha. Here's three funny ones he told me just the other day. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />
"Two blondes were walking through the park, when they noticed another blonde in the middle of the grass trying to paddle a kayak.''It's blondes like that that give us a bad name.'' One blonde said to the other.''I know.'' The other replied, ''If I could, I'd swim out there and kill her!''
I'm painting a blue square in my garden, so that Google Earth thinks I have a pool.
A guy shows up late for work, the boss yells "You should of been here at 8:30!"He replies, "Why? what happened at 8:30?"
Ok... Jokes galore... I have thousands of them... Stold them from my nephew. Ha ha. Here's three funny ones he told me just the other day. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />
"Two blondes were walking through the park, when they noticed another blonde in the middle of the grass trying to paddle a kayak.''It's blondes like that that give us a bad name.'' One blonde said to the other.''I know.'' The other replied, ''If I could, I'd swim out there and kill her!''
I'm painting a blue square in my garden, so that Google Earth thinks I have a pool.
A guy shows up late for work, the boss yells "You should of been here at 8:30!"He replies, "Why? what happened at 8:30?"
"He who has not experienced, need not judge" One of my own.