Hi Glen and Peter,
I've been away, for like, forever and a day... Hahaha. I have been on holidays... Basking in the sun, dreaming of being served by handsome Spaniard hunks... Only problem with that dream was; I didn't got to Spain. Hahaha.
Anyway am back and my jokes are as hot as ever. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />
I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi !, how are you ?" Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said "So what are you up to ?". I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here !". From next door, "Can I come over?". Annoyed, I said " rather busy right now". The voice said, "Listen, i will have to call you back, there's some loser next door answering all my questions
and
Wife: Where the hell are you?
Husband: You know that jewellery shop, where you found that necklace you fell in love with?
Wife: Omg, yes! â¥
Husband: Yeah, I'm in the pub next door.
hahahaha
I've been away, for like, forever and a day... Hahaha. I have been on holidays... Basking in the sun, dreaming of being served by handsome Spaniard hunks... Only problem with that dream was; I didn't got to Spain. Hahaha.
Anyway am back and my jokes are as hot as ever. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />
I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi !, how are you ?" Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said "So what are you up to ?". I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here !". From next door, "Can I come over?". Annoyed, I said " rather busy right now". The voice said, "Listen, i will have to call you back, there's some loser next door answering all my questions
and
Wife: Where the hell are you?
Husband: You know that jewellery shop, where you found that necklace you fell in love with?
Wife: Omg, yes! â¥
Husband: Yeah, I'm in the pub next door.
hahahaha
"He who has not experienced, need not judge" One of my own.