13-06-2011, 07:46 PM
Ok sir, I was in fits laughing with these ones. Thanks sir.
Ok here take a few of these....
ANSWER IRON
A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The boss says, "What happened to your ears?" He says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and (hold iron to ear) shhh! I accidentally answered the iron." The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?" He says, "Well, jeez, I had to call the doctor!"
HOLY WATER
You know how to make holy water? You take some regular water and you boil the hell out of it.
AIRPORT
Do you know how you can tell the really stupid guy at the airport? He's the one throwing bread to the planes.
Ciao for now.
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Ok here take a few of these....
ANSWER IRON
A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The boss says, "What happened to your ears?" He says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and (hold iron to ear) shhh! I accidentally answered the iron." The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?" He says, "Well, jeez, I had to call the doctor!"
HOLY WATER
You know how to make holy water? You take some regular water and you boil the hell out of it.
AIRPORT
Do you know how you can tell the really stupid guy at the airport? He's the one throwing bread to the planes.
Ciao for now.
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"He who has not experienced, need not judge" One of my own.