Hi Peter,
I don't remember those jokes... They're new to me. Hee hee.
VEry, very funny. Especially the Richard and Maggie one. Hahaha. What about these two...
A woman's perfect breakfast:
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton
[size="2"]A man with a banana stuck in his ear and a green bean stuffed up each nostril walks into the doctor's office. The doctor looks at him and asks what he can do for him. "Doctor, I just haven't been feeling well lately." "Well, I can see you are not eating right."
Ciao for now
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I don't remember those jokes... They're new to me. Hee hee.
VEry, very funny. Especially the Richard and Maggie one. Hahaha. What about these two...
A woman's perfect breakfast:
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton
[size="2"]A man with a banana stuck in his ear and a green bean stuffed up each nostril walks into the doctor's office. The doctor looks at him and asks what he can do for him. "Doctor, I just haven't been feeling well lately." "Well, I can see you are not eating right."
Ciao for now
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"He who has not experienced, need not judge" One of my own.