I'm Still Stealing Jokes.

[MaggieMoo]

OK, Peter, you did have me all fired up... You are in trouble now sir... Take these!!!



Man says to God, "God, why did you make women so beautiful?"

God says, "So you would love her."

"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"

God replies, "So she would love you."



And this one....



A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor. "I feel real good today.

I started out this morning with an act of unselfish generosity. I gave a five

dollar bill to a bum."

"You mean you gave a bum five dollars? That's a lot of money to give away

like that. What did you husband say about it?"

"Oh, he thought it was the thing to do. He said, 'Thanks.'"





Oh what about this one is my favourite....



Women have their faults.

Men have only two.

Everything they say and

everything they do.





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