I'm Still Stealing Jokes.

[MaggieMoo]

Ok Peter, they were good jokes.

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Here are three to get you back for the woman jokes... Bla! So there!!



Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?<BR itxtNodeId="14">To stop the snoring before it starts.<BR itxtNodeId="13"><BR itxtNodeId="12">What's the smartest thing a man can say?<BR itxtNodeId="23">"My wife says..."<BR itxtNodeId="22"><BR itxtNodeId="21">What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?<BR itxtNodeId="29">Put the remote control between his toes.<BR itxtNodeId="28"><BR itxtNodeId="27">Err are we still good? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Love.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Love:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Kiss.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Kiss:' /> I don't know, you have a lot of making up to do!!



Are you starting to slow up? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/pacman.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':pacman:' /> I think you have forgotten the poem! Or is it my turn? I did forget, sorry, but it's done now. Go for it.



Ciao for now.