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[MaggieMoo]

Hi Peter.



I still have to visit the curvy Physio since you ruined my back.

She prized outta me that you were still friends with me. Honest she forced the info from my gritted teeth.

Then she went ballistic and said if I keep writing to the dippy Italiana she will break my arm. I think this curvy Physio of yours has her eye on you... Ha! Tell for me to stand in line baby... Huahahaha

Dear Moo knower of all things, what's a guy to do? Allow me to humour you...





Here are the top ten things that women know about men!



1. They are only ever free to date when they are married.



2. Selective hearing... They select who they want to listen to!



3. They think they are God's gift to women.



4. Let go of cash, only when it will benefit them.



5. Love their best friend... Their dogs that is.. Hahaha.



6. His wife is his favourite woman in his life... When he is ill and needs to be nursed.



7. Football always comes before his wife.



8. The idiotbox is better company.



9. The only woman he can ever really loves is his mother.



10. They can't cook, clean and some of the modern fellows, can't mow lawns either... Hahahaha.



Sorry Peter, but you asked my opinion... You got it... I am too scared to ask, but what are your views on women?



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