I'm Still Stealing Jokes.

[MaggieMoo]

Joker MaggieMoo!



You're good! But what for I dunno! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Cry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Cry:' />



Oh she did mutter something like: "If you want your biceps fixed crawl to that dippy Italiana and ask her." Dippy!!! Well, I never!!! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wow.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wow' /> Tell her for me, "She's just jealous" 'Cos I look hotter than her.<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Hug.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Hug:' />



She doesn't need to be jealous of you woman. She's HOT HOT! You're not. And what's more she's one strong bird. Just what I like! So there. Don't care, so there!!!<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Cry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Cry:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Cry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Cry:' /> I'm so heartbroken.... NOT! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



Woman oh woman don't you treat me so mean.

Your the meanest old woman I ever did see.

And here's another 2.... Hahahaha

I guess if you say so

I have to pack ma things and go. (That's right)

That's right Moo hit the road Moo and doan come back no more no more! Fine! "I'm leavin... On a jet plane, don't know when I'll be back again, oh babe, I hate to go"



Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Good one Moo I got a laugh out of that!

BUT: Married men come home and grab a beer no matter what's in the fridge or who's in bed! Top that!



Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe Hahaha... Sorry, but you deserve that, so there!



Ciao Cara! I'm still <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/pacman.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':pacman:' /> Have a break <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Cuppa.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Cuppa:' /> yours and <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Cuppa.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Cuppa:' /> mine. Thanks... Ciao.