I'm Still Stealing Jokes.

[MaggieMoo]

Mr P



Here is another I stumbled upon. (Not new however and many people know about it. I saw it and it refreshed my memory).

People talk of heros and pressure they are under.

Heros these days are sometimes otherwise employed as footballers.

Anyway the late great Keith Miller was once asked about how he coped with the pressure of a test match. (Cricket).

Pressure there's no pressure he said. Pressure is when you have a Messerschmidt up your ar**. His words not mine.

For those who don't remember Keith Miller he flew fighters in the most famous Battle of Britain. Your choice of skits is no doubt quite clever, it may be an oldie, but I've not heard it before, so it's a newbie to me. Very funny.... Oh and your post before this... With the talking one. Hahahahahahahaha. Is that enough laughs for me, or would you like one of these.<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/officechair.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':officechair:' />



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