18-04-2011, 08:16 PM
Two blondes walk into a building....
.....You'd of thought one of them would of seen it
This lesson was learned by Miss Greedy
Who wore her shoplifted bikini.
She heard a loud pop,
and off came her top
And had nothing on in betweenie!
Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it.
Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs.
Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs).
Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an assh*** looking back at me! Gosh Peter these are crazy... I love them, but they are crazy. hahaha
<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/officechair.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':officechair:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/officechair.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':officechair:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/officechair.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':officechair:' />
.....You'd of thought one of them would of seen it
This lesson was learned by Miss Greedy
Who wore her shoplifted bikini.
She heard a loud pop,
and off came her top
And had nothing on in betweenie!
Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it.
Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs.
Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs).
Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an assh*** looking back at me! Gosh Peter these are crazy... I love them, but they are crazy. hahaha
<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/officechair.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':officechair:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/officechair.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':officechair:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/officechair.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':officechair:' />
"He who has not experienced, need not judge" One of my own.