I'm Still Stealing Jokes.

[MaggieMoo]

Kent and three of his buddies have gone fishing every Saturday for nearly forty years. One Saturday, the guys are fishing along a highway when a funeral processional drives by. Well, Kent lays down his pole, stands up in the boat, takes off his lucky hat and places it over his heart. This processional is huge and takes nearly five minutes to pass. Once it passes, Kent sits down, puts his hat on and cast out without saying a word. Needless to say his buddies are floored by his actions. One of them finally speaks up and says, that sure was a respectful thing you did there when they went by. Kent replied, it seems the least I could do seeing as how I've been married to the woman for over forty years... Hahahaha... Ok this one cracked me up... Hahahah <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/officechair.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':officechair:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/officechair.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':officechair:' />



Now Peggy I don't have a cent, so ask you son Bub Bundie! And while you are at it ask your daughter (whatsername) where she was sleeping last night!

Al, it's Bud and our girl was with oh, um... What's his name.. John, or was that Bill, or Fred, ah, never mind, just hand over the cash. Check your socks. That's where you always hide it...



Did you say it was 6.15? Yes sir, is that too late for you... Sorry didn't mean to keep you up. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />





But back then dod you do the Peggy wiggle?<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Whistle.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Whistle:' />

Yes sir, I did... I would love to act like her and then after Fran Dresher in the Nanny, I was often called Fran, due the mini skirts... Hahaha