What Would You Do If...

[Affabledc]

Dunk my head in a bucket of iced water!



What would you do if you really did not want to work tomorrow?

[scrooge2]

<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />



i'd send him anyway <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' />





what would you do if you ran out of petrol, but there was a petrol station less than 100 metres up the road <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='^_^' />

only problem is that they didn't have a petrol can and all you had with you to carry some was a thimble? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

[glen]

I would buy a bottle of solo and use that (after I drank the drink of course!)



What would you do if you had been told your city was facing terrible storm conditions but then nothing really happened? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':officechair:' />

[scrooge2]

come out from my underground bunker and enjoy the sunshine <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />



what would you do if you were swallowed by moby ####, the great white whale? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />



<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':officechair:' />

[glen]

i would probably end up in a japenese restaurant as sashimi <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':officechair:' />



what would you do if you wento McDonalds to buy a cheeseburger and they gave you an extra 100 dollars in change.

[scrooge2]

i'd have an all out slug- a - thon with my concience <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Bat:' />

but end up giving it back <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

it's not MacDonalds it would hurt, h e l l they can afford it <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':beer:' />

it's the poor person who served me that would have to answer for it when his till was out <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />





what would you do if there was no hot water for a week? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':th' />

[Affabledc]

I'd boil the kettle!



What would you do if you knew that you only had 1 day to live?

[alex]

[quote name='Dan' post='14033' date='Mar 5 2009, 09:41 AM']I'd boil the kettle!



What would you do if you knew that you only had 1 day to live?[/quote]





i would become a devoted follower of einstein's theory of relativity and would take it for granted that there's no existing future, that the separation between present and future is an illusion only.



what would you do if you knew that you only had 1 day to live and yet they've just run out of your favourite beer round the corner and it's saturday night?

[glen]

I would go to dan murphy's. I think they open late!!



What would you do if were sitting in a bar and 3 men walked in? (i.e. an Australian, an Irishman and an Englishman).

[scrooge2]

be one very Happy duck <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

and not give a damn about the punch line <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />





what would you do if you had the choice of driving

a/ Maxwell Smarts red Convertable

or

b/ James Bonds car? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[glen]

I would go with James Bonds car (even though Smart was much more entertaining and funny)



What would you do if you were buying a car battery and you had a choice between one for $150 dollars but with a 2 year warranty and another for $175 dollars but with a 3 year warranty (and slightly higher amps output)?

[Affabledc]

Firstly that was a very good question duck! To clarify it though I need to mention a couple of things.

a/ Maxwell Smart's red convertible. The one most often associated with Maxwell Smart is the Sunbeam Tiger that he drove for most of the series. In the pilot he also drove a red convertible Ferrari, but I am assuming it is the Sunbeam that you are referring to.

b/ James Bond's car. Seeing as the 007 Franchise has been running for 47 years and that 6 different actors have played Bond over that time period this car is a little harder to pin down. The James Bond character has driven everything from an Aston Martin Vanquish to a Ford hatchback. So for the sake of the exercise I am going to pick the car he is "most associated with" being the Aston Martin (traditionally James Bond drove Aston Martins as they are the arguably the most prestigous of the British sports cars although there was a period where he drove BMWs due to a marketing deal with the film makers), and then I am going to specify the Aston Martin Vanquish that Pierce Brosnan drove in "Die Another Day"



In which case my answer would be an unequivocal b! The Vanquish is the far nicer of the 2 cars.



That having been said if you gave me the option of the Sunbeam that Maxwell Smart drove or the Ford hatchback that Bond drove in "Quantum of Solace" my answer would be a firm a! The sunbeam would be a fun and nice car to drive in it's own right. It just can't compare with the half a million dollar plus pinnacle of British Sports Car manufacturing.



Seeing as you were nice enough to give me such a "guyish" question, I will return the favour with a feminine question for you.



What would you do if you could pick one actor/actress as your company for a day?

[scrooge2]

<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

anything i wanted as long as they picked up the tab <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

oh and



<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wub:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wub:' />

[Affabledc]

I would go with the more expensive battery with greater amperage. Can always find more electronic things to plug in and $25 isn't a big difference!



What would you do if had to think up of a good joke to be the next poster in this thread?

[glen]

I would crack under pressure and just say something that was not very funny <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> Da Dah!!!





What would you do if you already had 3 cups of coffee (decaf) in the last 2 hours and suddenly it occurred to you that you should have another one?

[scrooge2]

decaf <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

i'd have the other one, then at least 6 more <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />



what would you do if your parents sent you to Camp Grenada? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[Affabledc]

I would ask my parents, "What the #### is camp Grenada? ... "



What would you do if they told you?

[glen]

i would first google "Camp Grenada" to find out where it was.



[url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camp_Granada"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camp_Granada[/url]



then i would wonder what life would be like in a board game!



what would you do if you really wanted to have superpowers like the characters in TV show "heroes" but you didn't actually have any superpowers and it was really unlikely that you would actually obtain any superpowers?

[scrooge2]

you should know where Camp Grenada is <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

sent you the youtube link <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />



and no super powers? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />

impossible <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />

i am Super D <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

one of the characters in Animal Crossing says so <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='^_^' />



and what would you do if you ran into a hungry Super D? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='<_<' />

[glen]

i would ask what happened to Super A and Super B and Super C <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



what would you do if there was this really funny joke you heard but when you repeated the joke it sounded lame?