What Would You Do If...

[scrooge2]

duh <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

question doesn't count <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

tomorrow is saturday <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



what would you do if you were in the middle of a crop circle with a white rabbit that was trying to get you to eat a magic mushroom? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

[glen]

I would cut the mushroom in half and get the rabbit to eat the other half. Then, I would monitor the health of the rabbit over the next 72 hours. Then I would take a quarter of the mushroom and send it to the Royal Botanic Gardens for identification. If they gave it the all clear I would eat the remaining quarter of the mushroom <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



What would you do if you had a choice of going to some big show (e.g. like the Melbourne Show) and you had a choice of going either on a sunny day with big crowds or on a rainy day with a lot less people around?

[scrooge2]

i think i'd have to choose the rainy day and hope it let up <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />

the duck gets nervous when there are a lot of big feet around <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />





what would you do if you were shopping with your Husband <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wub:' /> and there was a diamond ring you really liked, but it wasn't quite what you were looking for , but he gave you the green light to buy it? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

















































it was so hard walking away <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wub:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[glen]

ok that is easy. just buy the ring, then get it modified to suit your needs. For example I imagine you probably wanted to add some electronics to it...maybe mp3 player and watch and alarm clock? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> hehehe



What would you do if there was a sale at one store and it said "up to 50% off selected items" and another store had a sale for "30% off everything in stock, conditions apply"... Which sale would you go to?

[scrooge2]

uh DUH <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

that's a no brainer <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



both of them of course <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />



the duck really has trouble walking past a sale <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wub:' />



what would you do if you had the choice of two jobs

one that was in a field you were interested in <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



or the other that was at a company that was going to pretty much let you do as you pleased

was run by an eccentric

payed more than double the other one

the only catch was the uniform

pink, pink, pink, every thing had to be pink, right down to the skirt and hose ? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wub:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[glen]

mmm i would look ok in pink so should be fine!!! hahahaha i would go for the double salary and work for the crack pot <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> lol



what would you do if you had to make a really difficult decision and you were finding it really difficult?

[scrooge2]

easy <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

i make every molehill into a mountain already <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

i'd pass the buck like i mostly do <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

then if it was the wrong choice, i'd have someone else to blame <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />







what would you do if you met a mermaid at the beach and she invited you to go home with her and meet her father? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

no diving gear would be necessary, she just happens to have some oxygen gum with her <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

only problem is, they have their own version of daylight saving, and one day there would equal 20 years our time <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

[glen]

emmm that is a difficult decision since daylight savings is coming very soon to melbourne!



i really like daylight savings!



i think it might be too dark in the ocean and the mermaid has not offered me any magic flash light so i think i will take a rain check!!!



what would you do if you were asked to yodel on TV in return for $5 bucks and two cheeseburgers?

[scrooge2]

not a chance in <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

i'd go hungry <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

no one deserves that <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



what would you do if you were touring the world and in India an elephant took a liking to you and stowed away in your luggage? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[POWERZONE]

An elephant?
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I think I would see my local "Quack"
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What would you do if you discovered a dead parrot in your coffee? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Cuppa.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Whistle:' />

[scrooge2]

depends <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

on wether he was dead before or after he got in the coffee <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':th' />

but i soppose i would just have to find the nearest coffee loving big cat and share it with him <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':beer:' />





you have just won an all expenses paid trip around the world

only catch is that you need to choose a companion from the organisers for insurance purposes

which one would you choose?



a/ the cross dressing sumo wrestler <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Whistle:' />



b/ the rock star wanna be that sounds like a nail scraping along a blackboard, and that's on his good days <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Sleepy:' />



c/ a dead parrot <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':th' />

[glen]

I was going to say dead parrot but I think maybe the bird might be a problem in customs/quarantine. So I guess I am stuck with the sumo wrestler <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='^_^' />



What would you do if you were to appear on the TV show "WipeOut" and they asked you to pick a theme for your personality? (some recent examples were rockstar (for some singer wanna be), fishfingers (some guy who liked fishing), buff boy (for some fit dude), fairy (for some silly duffa who wore little fairy wings throughout the competition) and wicked witch (for some silly woman with a silly laugh).

[scrooge2]

i'd wanna dress up as a duck of course <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='^_^' />



and what would you do if Godzilla, King Kong and Quasimoto turned up on your door step for a Tea Party?

[glen]

I would let them know that Glen had moved and now lived in South Africa and that he was waiting for them at the foot of Mt Njesuthi <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[scrooge2]

you forgot the rest, so i have nothing to say <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='^_^' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[glen]

silly me..ok here is my question.







what would you do if you had $19 in your pocket and you walked past a shop with sale where they were selling heaps of great items reduced from $100 to $20!!!

[scrooge2]

2 choices



a/ sit in the gutter and cry <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



b/ beg <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='^_^' />





what would you do if you were walking past a shop with sale where they were selling heaps of great items reduced from $100 to $20 and noticed a duck sitting in the gutter and crying? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[glen]

give the duck $1. hahaha





What would you do if someone offered you either a cup of tea with 2 sugars, a coffee with three sugars or a milo with 4 sugars?

[scrooge2]

coffee <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

but i was taught not to take things from strangers <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />



what would you do if there were a bevy of babes in bikinis chasing you? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[glen]

I would let them overtake me and then follow them to see what they REALLY were following!!! most likely they were all in a marathon.



What would you do if you had played computer games until 3.30 am and then you had to figure out what time to get up the next day? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />