What Would You Do If...

[glen]

a portable helicopter! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> and maybe some fishing hooks in case the helicopter didn't work! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />



What would you do to pass the time while time travelling? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

[scrooge2]

well i do travel a lot lately <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

so generally i watch anime <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

and i might need think time as well <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

like how to tie a certain forum owner into a pretzel if he doesn't give me more time to edit <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

i really hate seeing spelling mistakes <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />



and what would you do if suddenly you found out that you could fly?

would you turn Super Hero complete with cape <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />

or keep it a secret? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

[glen]

I would fly to work and pretty much everywhere to save on petrol!!! Though I would eventually need to get a CASA permit to fly in Melbourne air space. Hopefully that is not too expensive!!! LOL





What would you do if you were feeling lazy but given lots of work to do?

[scrooge2]

Delegate? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />



or wait, Huckleberry Finn somes to mind <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

wanna try this?, painting the fence is so much fun <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />





and what would you do if you had just enough credit for one phone call and it was wow, the aliens are invading and i better warn the Pentagon

or, the next caller will win the 10 million dollar first prize, and you know it's in the bag? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[glen]

I would take the 10 million because then I could buy an alien proof bunker <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



What would you do if you were stuck between a rock and a hard place?

[scrooge2]

easy <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



going to skip the first answer that comes to mind <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

and say <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />





build a cubby house / fort of course <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

the ideal hiding place when the world gets to much for the duck <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />

i'd fortify it with lots of booby traps <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

no one would have a chance of getting in <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

unless invited at least <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

and there i stop <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />







what would you do if Elmer Fudd decided to go hunting, and it was Melbournite Season? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

[glen]

I would get some popcorn and enjoy the show! If he is hunting Melbournites then I would be the safest person on earth <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



What would you do if you were stuck in a prison cell with Agent 86 and all you had was a shoe phone and a umbrella gun? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[scrooge2]

i think i'd end up bashing him with the shoe phone <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='eace:' />

and don't ask about the umbrella <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Love:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Love:' />

then calmly and politely ask to be let out before i ripped the door off it's hinges and went after anyone else <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Rose:' />



and what would you do if you were stuck between Godzilla and King Kong, and both wanted to date you? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='B)' />

[glen]

I would date king kong and then keep coughing and making unpleasant noises till king kong dumped me <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='eace:' /> hehehe Should not take very long!!!



What would you do if you turned into a Smurf for a day?

[glen]

I would get some guinea pigs to live in the little house cause I am pretty sure I would not fit!!!



What would you do if you wanted to take a sickie but couldn't come up with a good excuse??

[scrooge2]

i can't really answer this one <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='B)' />

i'm a kept woman <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='B)' />

i'd just use his creditcard and let him worry about it later <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='eace:' />



but i suppose i'd have to look at hiring one of those decontamination suits and tell him that i was even more contagious than he was <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Love:' />

and give some plausible sounding excuse about how i need a pay rise etc blah blah <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Rose:' />

and that he couldn't sack me on the grounds of unfair dismissal <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Love:' />

and if all else failed <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='B)' />

i'd threaten to quack all over him <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

i mean, i see nothing wrong with triple pay, do you? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



what would you do if you found a trail of $50 notes along the yellow brick road, and you just knew to pick them up and follow them would lead to something far worse than Hansel and Gretel and the wicked witch?

[scrooge2]

oh dear <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />

is a man bag anything like a toy boy? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />



but the truth <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

it's not a good look to clash, so i guess i'd have to go and find the wizard and ask for a different pair of shoes <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />

it would have to be the shoes, to much hassle to change bags <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />

what with your mascara, eye liners, powder, chapstick, the list is endless <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='<_<' />

but i would look after your creditcard <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />





and what would you do if chicken little ran past shouting,

run run as fast as you can, it's one if by land and two if by sea <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />

[scrooge2]

i wouldn't believe you <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

i don't touch the stuff <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='<_<' />

if i drank the tea it might make me a little crazy <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />



what would you do if you didn't have internet access for a week? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

[glen]

i would go fishing! though i would probably come back to find the forum full of nike and reebok and ipod advertisements!!! eeeeek



What would you do if you were chained to a computer and HAD to surf the internet 24/7 for a whole week! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

[scrooge2]

no problem there glen <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

i'd be allowed email and msn as well right? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='<_<' />

and imagine the stuff i could find out to use on you all later <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

and i just thought of the next question <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />



what would you do if the duck was chained to a computer and had to surf the net 24 / 7? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />

and i had your email and msn? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />

[glen]

Well I would set up a special email "duck" filter. All the email would go into a special folder and an instant reply would be generated. It would read as follows.... ..."Yep I see what you are saying ducky". <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />



What would you do if you received more than a thousand spam emails every day? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[scrooge2]

Forward them to you of course <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



and what would you do if you were on a small row boat in the middle of a lake and you were attacked by a giant squid? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

[glen]

No problem, I would have squid sushimi <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> Eat or be eaten!



What would you do if you were given the choice of having a light sabre or a pet wookie?

[scrooge2]

pet wookie, with it's own light sabre <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

i could teach it to open cans, doors and cells <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='<_<' />

together we could rule the world <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />





what would you do if Dr Frankenstein wanted you for your brain? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />

[glen]

I would talk to Frankenstein for a few brief moments and he would surely change his mind! hahaha



What would you do if you knew tomorrow was friday but you actually would have preferred if tomorrow was saturday?