What Would You Do If...

[kitefly]

Smile and nap.



How many pillows do you sleep with?

[glen]

1 or 2 depending on my mood and whether i am sideways or face up.



What would you do if you were forced into using 3 pillows when you really only wanted one pillow? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[scrooge2]

take to you with the other two <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



what would you do if your bell didn't stop ringing? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />

[kitefly]

Wonder who installed a bell.



What would you do if your dog ate your homework?

[glen]

Feed the dog paper from there on.



What would you do if you had to choose between summer or winter all year round?

[kitefly]

Choose Summer and install a pool.



What would yo do if you woke up and your bed was full of marshmallows?

[scrooge2]

wonder whos sundae i was in <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />





and what would you do if you had a choice between having to be in someones sundae or someones banana split? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[kitefly]

Banana split. Warmer.



What would you do if I pushed my head through your computer screen?

[glen]

I would get a big fright and then ask if you wanted a cup of tea.



What would you do if you got your head stuck between the bars in a steel fence.

[kitefly]

Lube up my head with something and try to squeeze back out. Hopefully I have my handbag and can use lip balm. If not it will be slow going to get enough saliva to do the job.



What would you do if you turned into a frog?

[scrooge2]

kiss a prince <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rainbow:' />





what would you do if you had to live in a submarine with two other people and had nothing to eat except baked beans? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[kitefly]

I guess I'd eat baked beans and spend a lot of time in the loo.



What would you do if you woke up one day and your were the opposite gender?

[scrooge2]

cry <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

i need my cutie <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wub:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='^_^' />





what would you do if you decided to have a mid life crisis? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rainbow:' />

[kitefly]

Can I say "grow older" ?



What would you do if your local supermarket had 90% off everything?

[glen]

I would build a garage and then stock up on baked beans, pickled onions and gherkins <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rainbow:' />



What would you do if you had 100 jars of gherkins?

[scrooge2]

goodness <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />

sell them to macdonalds to turn into pickles? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



and what would you do if you found a gherkin on your cheeseburger instead of a pickle? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wub:' />

[kitefly]

I'd be cool with that, I like both.



What would you do if your taps didn't work for a day?

[glen]

i would order another burger!!!!



what would you do if you had to choose between a physio, an osteo or a chiro to cure a sore neck?

[kitefly]

I would probably go with the chiro.



What would you do if your clothesline was robbed every week for 3 weeks?

[glen]

I would put an electric fence around the clothes line (with barbed wire just to be sure) <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> And then I would install outdoor lighting with a motion detector. And I would then get a recording of a loud angry barking dog to scare the living daylights out of them. The sound of a helicopter might also assist in creating an air of panic <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



What would you do if you were struggling to get motivated to do something but you knew you really should do it today! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />