Quote:Q: Whaddaya call a boomerang that don't come back?
A: A stick.
Quote:The doctor comes out into the waiting room for the next patient. He's shocked to see a man sitting there with a frog growing out of his head. The doctor's cries, "Oh my god, how did that happen?"
The frog answered "I don't know; it began as a pimple on my butt."
Quote:I met a camel with no humps, so I named him Humphrey.
Quote:Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? It's got great food, but no atmosphere.
Quote:Man "Doc, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains"
Doc "Pull yourself together, man"
Quote:Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
Quote:Whats long, brown and sticky?
A stick