Moo's Poetry Corner

[MaggieMoo]

Hi Peter,



Thanks sir, for all the encouragement. You are truly good at this poetry, I am totally impressed



I think it's time that you suggest something different for our poems... What do you say sir?



Anyway celebrate with a champers. No make that two reds. [url="http://smileycons.com/"][/url] Yum... Thanks

And a red hot Italian pizza per te [url="http://smileycons.com/"][/url] And a healthy McDs for me. [url="http://smileycons.com/"][/url] Me eating it. [url="http://smileycons.com/"][/url] Hahaha. Lucky I don't take too well to either.

Cool or what? Me this morning [url="http://smileycons.com/"][/url] Impressive? Impressed? Oh wow, love thos pecks... Wow. Me after you now... <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/pacman.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':pacman:' />

[MaggieMoo]

Hi Pierre!



You say think of something different.

That's a good thought

What then?

Here's a name for a start:



THE PROTEST.



Susan was serious about what had to be done

But twin sister Kate was altogether dubious about the outcome.

The horses were whipped constantly

Splatters of blood sprinkled on their spurs







What next I have no idea I hope you are on song. M'dear.

<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Rose.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Rose:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Rose.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Rose:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Rose.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Rose:' /> Maybe this will help? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Cuppa.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Cuppa:' /> Thanks darl... A well earned coffee. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[MaggieMoo]

Peter,

Hello Ms. Maggie Moo. Poet of the century! (That is the Century theater in downtown Sale!) Yikes go easy Moo! Relax and reduce your blood pressure. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ras.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ras:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ras.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ras:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ras.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ras:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ras.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ras:' />



THE PROTEST.



By Maggi Moo and Peter J.



Susan was serious about what had to be done

But twin sister Kate was altogether dubious about the outcome.

The horses were whipped constantly

Splatters of blood sprinkled on their spurs

Susan way in front with Kate wondering just where they were heading.

She realised it was important and something to do with respect for women

Susan was the strong willed one and Kate placid and predicable

Something was about to happen in the town and Susan was determined to be a part of the outcome.

Their arrival was not welcomed as the protestors threw banners at them

The horses were out of control.

They ran across town in a frenzy.







Cara if you want you can dump any of that to fit your thoughts. Nope... I had other thoughts... But this is going good to.





<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Cuppa.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Cuppa:' /> Yours <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Cuppa.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Cuppa:' /> Mine.

[MaggieMoo]

Nice stuff about the frenzied horses, but I'm confused as to which horses?



The two ridden by Susan and Kate or the townsfolk horses or . . .? Oh dear, it started off where the Susan and Kate were heading into town to save the horses from terrible neglect and physcal abuse by the owners. Then all of a sudden they were riding horses. Maybe we should re think it. Let me play with it and get back to you.



I definitely need a calming coffee. Especially after Glen gave me a serve! Why sir? What happened?



Mine <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Cuppa.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Cuppa:' /> Yours <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Cuppa.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Cuppa:' /> Thanks darl... But Friday night tonight. Having a glass of vino rose'. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[MaggieMoo]

Hey Peter.



Whoo up gee gee!

I was way off the beam with that bit about the horses.

I really thought the girls were "pushing" the horses. Hahahaha... So much for being in sync. Hahaha.





Ah about Glen. He runs a tight ship.

I was a bit tough on my sparring partner. (Peter S). No... I thought you were a good boy.

Glen gave me a serve and I spent an hour in the dunces corner! I think I am forgiven now! Well that's a good thing I suppose. Try and be a good boy from now one dear sir, I would miss you if you were missing. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



OK about the red. Here!



[url="http://smileycons.com/"][/url] Then [url="http://smileycons.com/"][/url] Or [url="http://smileycons.com/"][/url] hahahaha... Still having a drink. Would you like some...<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piwo.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':beer:' />

xo

[MaggieMoo]

Hahaha... Night sir, we'll write some more poems tomorrow. Sleep well.

<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Sleepy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Sleepy:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Sleepy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Sleepy:' />

[MaggieMoo]

Hi Pierre.



[size="2"]Try this:

Title: Is there a one year itch?



November the 21[sup]st[/sup]. last year he was born

And now the 1[sup]st[/sup]. birthday of baby Steve approaches

Richard distracted by his lifestyle changes forgets

Mary hurt by Richards lack of interest in young Steve sobs

He can feel her trembling body vibrate on the dinner table

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Ok sir... All done, your turn.



Have a beer before you start. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piwo.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':beer:' /> Thanks buddy... I need it.

[MaggieMoo]

Hi Peter



Is there a one year itch?



By MaggieMoo and PeterJ.



November the 21[sup]st[/sup]. last year he was born

And now the 1[sup]st[/sup]. birthday of baby Steve approaches

Richard distracted by his lifestyle changes forgets

Mary hurt by Richards lack of interest in young Steve sobs

He can feel her trembling body vibrate on the dinner table

But like any man he does not understand

Incredulously he blurts out "Why the tears?"

Mary has sensed for some time his mind has been elsewhere

"You are not here with us, Richard." Mary whispers with head bowed

"Oh don't be silly," Richard responds nervously.

Even he knows things are different between them.

Shall he tell her? How could he tell the woman he loves

That he has jealous tendancies of their only child.



May I share the beer again?

<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piwo.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':beer:' /> Need a rose? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Rose.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Rose:' /> I got plenty! Awww, you spoil me. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wub:' />



Night Peter, catch you in the morning. Sleep well.

<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[MaggieMoo]

Hi MaggieMoo Ms. of course. Poet without pear! No no I mean pier, no not that, I should say peer. Or would you prefer Poet without beer? Oh dear Peter, you are one comedian. Hahaha.



Is there a one year itch?



By MaggieMoo and PeterJ.



November the 21st. last year he was born

And now the 1st. birthday of baby Steve approaches

Richard distracted by his lifestyle changes forgets

Mary hurt by Richards lack of interest in young Steve sobs

He can feel her trembling body vibrate on the dinner table

But like any man he does not understand

Incredulously he blurts out "Why the tears?"

Mary has sensed for some time his mind has been elsewhere

"You are not here with us, Richard." Mary whispers with head bowed

"Oh don't be silly," Richard responds nervously.

Even he knows things are different between them.

Shall he tell her? How could he tell the woman he loves

That he has jealous tendencies of their only child.

But not only that, but also that he has acted upon those feelings

Piering down at his son's smile face he questions himself

Was he ready for fatherhood? Could he just abandon his son?

And the love of his life? Never, he thought.

Putting his arms around his wife, she looks up at his lonely eyes

"Are you ready now?" She questions his heart and he responds with a smile.



[url="http://smileycons.com/"][/url] plus [url="http://smileycons.com/"][/url] and cos you seem a good girl [url="http://smileycons.com/"][/url] Oooh yum. Thanks for the fruit. Love my fruit. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> and yes sir, I am a good girl these days.

<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[MaggieMoo]

Hi Mooie.

Contessa Poetessa Fantastica! You never cease to amaze me with your comedy. Hahahaha.



Is there a one year itch?



By MaggieMoo and PeterJ.



November the 21st. last year he was born

And now the 1st. birthday of baby Steve approaches

Richard distracted by his lifestyle changes forgets

Mary hurt by Richards lack of interest in young Steve sobs

He can feel her trembling body vibrate on the dinner table

But like any man he does not understand

Incredulously he blurts out "Why the tears?"

Mary has sensed for some time his mind has been elsewhere

"You are not here with us, Richard." Mary whispers with head bowed

"Oh don't be silly," Richard responds nervously.

Even he knows things are different between them.

Shall he tell her? How could he tell the woman he loves

That he has jealous tendencies of their only child.

But not only that, but also that he has acted upon those feelings

Peering down at his son's smile face he questions himself

Was he ready for fatherhood? Could he just abandon his son?

And the love of his life? Never, he thought.

Putting his arms around his wife, she looks up at his lonely eyes

"Are you ready now?" She questions his heart and he responds with a smile.

How could he avoid hurting his beloved?

He cannot.

Slowly he wraps his braun arms around her tender body.

He had missed her touch, her smell, her gentleness.

And as their hearts reconnected he knew he could never say no to her

He had almost forgotten that real love lasts forever.

That day she reminded him...



Sorry Mooie I'm a coward and left the hard yards to she who will not be defeated! Coward indeed... Hahaha. Anyway... It's all done. And a standing novation to you my good sir. Thanks once again for helping me through a great poem. We are champions. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



Oh! enjoy a beer with me. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piwo.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':beer:' /> Phew! Peter, after that one, I'll need one of those. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />





Ciao

Mary

[MaggieMoo]

Hi Peter,

I was wondering if you wouldn't mind if I make an adjustment to my last 4 lines. I tried to do it the other way, but I cannot edit it... So will change it in this post.

Thanks sir.



By MaggieMoo and PeterJ.



November the 21st. last year he was born

And now the 1st. birthday of baby Steve approaches

Richard distracted by his lifestyle changes forgets

Mary hurt by Richards lack of interest in young Steve sobs

He can feel her trembling body vibrate on the dinner table

But like any man he does not understand

Incredulously he blurts out "Why the tears?"

Mary has sensed for some time his mind has been elsewhere

"You are not here with us, Richard." Mary whispers with head bowed

"Oh don't be silly," Richard responds nervously.

Even he knows things are different between them.

Shall he tell her? How could he tell the woman he loves

That he has jealous tendencies of their only child.

But not only that, but also that he has acted upon those feelings

Peering down at his son's smile face he questions himself

Was he ready for fatherhood? Could he just abandon his son?

And the love of his life? Never, he thought.

Putting his arms around his wife, she looks up at his lonely eyes

"Are you ready now?" She questions his heart and he responds with a smile.

How could he avoid hurting his beloved?

He cannot.

Slowly he wraps his braun arms around her tender body.

He had missed her touch, her smell, her womanhood.

And as their hearts reconnected he knew he could never say no to her

He had almost forgotten that real love lasts forever.

That day she reminded him...



Thanks again



Ciao

Peter

[MaggieMoo]

Oh dear sir, I am glad you are happy with the change.



<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



What shall we do for our next?



Oh and if anyone wishes to join, feel free, we are having so much fun creating. I do hope there are more creative minds out there. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



Cheers all.

[MaggieMoo]

Hi Pierre,



Poetessa of all Time and Resident of my home planet: Planet Janet! hahaha... Yes sir!



So is the ball in my court?

Trust you to leave the tough stuff to me. Typical woman! You are better at starting them than I am. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

OK then, what about a cheeky one? Oooh, I love the cheeky ones...



Our Night at The Opera.



By MaggieMoo and Peter J.



This was our first time!

Mary convinced me we should at least go once in our lives.

"God woman how long does it take you to get ready?" Richard yells from the front door.

Then as an after thought: "Where is young Steve?"

"Don't worry, he's in good hands."

Mary calls out after she kisses Richards lips tenderly.

Richard is suddenly besotted by her look.

It had been so long since she looked at him so

[MaggieMoo]

Hi Peter.



I'll try to keep up, with the poem!



Our Night at The Opera.



By MaggieMoo and Peter J.



This was our first time!

Mary convinced me we should at least go once in our lives.

"God woman how long does it take you to get ready?" Richard yells from the front door.

Then as an after thought: "Where is young Steve?"

"Don't worry, he's in good hands."

Mary calls out after she kisses Richards lips tenderly.

Richard is suddenly besotted by her look.

It had been so long since she looked at him so

Had she finally taken her libid* out of cold storage?

Richard knew nothing about opera

And he wondered if it mattered if they missed the first act!

After serious consideration, he glides his forefinger down her cheek.

Glaring into her hazel brown eyes

She collapsed willingly into his braun arms and whispered

"When you caress me that way, it always feels like the first touch...."





Oh dear, is this getting steamy or what? Hahaha

<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[MaggieMoo]

Hi Maggie Ms Terror of all Men.



Especially those named Peter! Hahaha...



Our Night at The Opera.



By MaggieMoo and Peter J.



This was our first time!

Mary convinced me we should at least go once in our lives.

"God woman how long does it take you to get ready?" Richard yells from the front door.

Then as an after thought: "Where is young Steve?"

"Don't worry, he's in good hands."

Mary calls out after she kisses Richards lips tenderly.

Richard is suddenly besotted by her look.

It had been so long since she looked at him so

Had she finally taken her libid* out of cold storage?

Richard knew nothing about opera

And he wondered if it mattered if they missed the first act!

After serious consideration, he glides his forefinger down her cheek.

Glaring into her hazel brown eyes

She collapsed willingly into his brawn arms and whispered

"When you caress me that way, it always feels like the first touch...."

Richard heard nothing as he had already switched to serious bedroom mode.

His eyes flowed from accentuated hips clothed in a beautiful silken dress

Up to where her perfect shaped breasts opened up before his eyes

Her mouth slightly ajar; with the lick of her lip,

She danced from side to side, spinning around, with a quick display of legs.

Wearing the red shoes he had bought her, when the first met.



Mooie do you need more "Steam Heat" Phew! Peter, it's pretty warm on this forum today. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Batting Eyelashes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Bat:' />

[MaggieMoo]

Hi MaggieMoo Leader of men into wrong conclusions! Hahaha... No conclusions. Just a lot of fun. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



Our Night at The Opera.



By MaggieMoo and Peter J.



This was our first time!

Mary convinced me we should at least go once in our lives.

"God woman how long does it take you to get ready?" Richard yells from the front door.

Then as an after thought: "Where is young Steve?"

"Don't worry, he's in good hands."

Mary calls out after she kisses Richards lips tenderly.

Richard is suddenly besotted by her look.

It had been so long since she looked at him so

Had she finally taken her libid* out of cold storage?

Richard knew nothing about opera

And he wondered if it mattered if they missed the first act!

After serious consideration, he glides his forefinger down her cheek.

Glaring into her hazel brown eyes

She collapsed willingly into his brawn arms and whispered

"When you caress me that way, it always feels like the first touch...."

Richard heard nothing as he had already switched to serious bedroom mode.

His eyes flowed from accentuated hips clothed in a beautiful silken dress

Up to where her perfect shaped breasts opened up before his eyes

Her mouth slightly ajar; with the lick of her lip,

She danced from side to side, spinning around, with a quick display of legs.

Wearing the red shoes he had bought her, when they first met.

Richard saw the mischievous gleam in Mary's eyes

But somehow he was not convinced this was the moment

He smiled and asked quietly. "Shall we head off to the Opera?"

Mary giggles girlishly and replies. "You know me well."









I need a cooling beer Mooie.<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piwo.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':beer:' />

Yes sir... Cooling is necessary. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[MaggieMoo]

Yes sir... Once again we have completed another fine piece of work. You and I are professional poets now. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> Or should I say professional story tellers. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



So what next? Shall we give Maggie a scare? Shall Maggie have competition? Oooh, this all sounds like a bit of fun.





Just Collegues



By PeterJ and MaggieMoo



The doorbell rang. Wearing her fluffy pink slippers

she swings the door open excited to see Richard,

But alas her worst nightmare stood before her.

"Hello I'm Ann." Is Richard home?









Oooh Who's Anne??? Oh boy, oh boy. Maggie is in for a big surprise. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[MaggieMoo]

Hi Ms. Maggie Moo. Queen of the suburban housewife drama! Hahaha. You'd know. You're experienced at housewife dramas. Hahaha.







Just Colleagues



By PeterJ and MaggieMoo



The doorbell rang. Wearing her fluffy pink slippers

she swings the door open excited to see Richard,

But alas her worst nightmare stood before her.

"Hello I'm Ann." Is Richard home?

Mary was speechless at the sight of this stunning 40 ish woman

Wearing an expensive corporate suit, her face clothed in an air of "boardroom control".

Passing Mary, she enters the house

Slowly sliding her soft pink fingers along benches,

then wiping traces of thick dust off her fingers on Marys tattered apron.

"So you are the little woman, no doubt!"

She states rudely whilst her eyes scoured the messy home.



OK so you really need more exercise little chubby one. Jump on this: <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sports.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='ports:' /> Or chase after me Chase after you... Oh please sir, you can pick on me now... But when I am fit you are finished, I tell you. Finished... Huahahahaha.

[MaggieMoo]

Hi Peter! Have you been "Planking" recently? No, but what is with that craze? It's silly.



I ask because it has been reported that a recent spate of broken balconies has occurred in Glenroy! Ha! ha! "Just you wait! 'Enry 'Iggins, just you wait!!!"

More exercise need M'dear! I think more smacking to the ground is needed here. Hahaha.



Just Colleagues



By PeterJ and MaggieMoo



The doorbell rang. Wearing her fluffy pink slippers

she swings the door open excited to see Richard,

But alas her worst nightmare stood before her.

"Hello I'm Ann." Is Richard home?

Mary was speechless at the sight of this stunning 40 ish woman

Wearing an expensive corporate suit, her face clothed in an air of "boardroom control".

Passing Mary, she enters the house

Slowly sliding her soft pink fingers along benches,

then wiping traces of thick dust off her fingers on Marys tattered apron.

"So you are the little woman, no doubt!"

She states rudely whilst her eyes scoured the messy home.

Ann in her best uptown voice intones:

"This will never do. We just cannot entertain important clients here!"

Which she follows with: "Oh well you get out and leave it all to me. Go!"

"Get out, who are you?" Mary snapped, waving a wooden spoon in Ann's face

LIttle drops of butter flicking off the spoon and onto Ann's paperwork

"Now look what you've done, you useless woman!" Ann snapped

Momments later Richard returns from his outing to find the two women arguing





Or chase after me Chase after you... Oh please sir, you can pick on me now... But when I am fit you are finished, I tell you. Finished... Huahahahaha.

Now listen Mooie! You will never get fit enough to trouble me!

I can give you a tip however: "If you want to dump on me then go out and put on another 20Kgs, then you can roll around after me! YOu are so rolled!!!



Time for a friendly coffee. Here is yours <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Cuppa.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Cuppa:' /> and mine <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Cuppa.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Cuppa:' /> Peace Sister? Yes? Maybe! I'll think about it... <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Chicken.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Chicken:' />

[MaggieMoo]

Hi Peter,



I'm trying to keep up, but you keep raising the bar. Hahaha... Isn't this fun. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



Just Colleagues



By PeterJ and MaggieMoo



The doorbell rang. Wearing her fluffy pink slippers

she swings the door open excited to see Richard,

But alas her worst nightmare stood before her.

"Hello I'm Ann." Is Richard home?

Mary was speechless at the sight of this stunning 40 ish woman

Wearing an expensive corporate suit, her face clothed in an air of "boardroom control".

Passing Mary, she enters the house

Slowly sliding her soft pink fingers along benches,

then wiping traces of thick dust off her fingers on Marys tattered apron.

"So you are the little woman, no doubt!"

She states rudely whilst her eyes scoured the messy home.

Ann in her best uptown voice intones:

"This will never do. We just cannot entertain important clients here!"

Which she follows with: "Oh well you get out and leave it all to me. Go!"

"Get out, who are you?" Mary snapped, waving a wooden spoon in Ann's face

LIttle drops of butter flicking off the spoon and onto Ann's paperwork

"Now look what you've done, you useless woman!" Ann snapped

Momments later Richard returns from his outing to find the two women arguing

"Mary honey! So sorry I forgot to tell . . ."

"Tell me! Tell me what?" Mary retorted!

"Have you been sleeping with this corporate slu#!

Is that why you are always late?"

"Both of you get out! Now!"

Mary snaps back waving her, wooden spoon around like a frenzied conductor....

"Why should I get out. Why don't you get out?"

"Ha ha ha," Taunted Ann.

"Me, sleep with a lowlife." She continued with out outburst of laughter.

"I wouldn't sleep with him, even if you paid me to!"





OK get off me now chubby I need time for a coffee break m'dear.<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Cuppa.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Cuppa:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Cuppa.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Cuppa:' /> Chubby!!!! Ok time for a smack down!<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wow.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wow' />