One Line Of Advice...

[POWERZONE]

Don't lift a Gold TV without assistance....




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it would be the battle of the heavyweights <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/officechair.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rainbow:' />

[scrooge2]

i think i love you <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

well, your tv anyway <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rainbow:' />

[glen]

TV doesn't give you square eyes... though it might give you a square bum <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rainbow:' />

[scrooge2]

or a flat one <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />



one line of advice huh? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

always remember that computers are smarter than you think <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wub:' />

[kitefly]

Don't count your chickens before they hatch

[glen]

Don't count chickens <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Chicken.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Chicken.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wub:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Chicken.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Chicken.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Chicken.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Chicken:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Chicken.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Chicken:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Chicken.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Chicken:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Chicken.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Chicken:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Chicken.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Chicken:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Chicken.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':Chicken:' />

[scrooge2]

or put all your eggs in one basket <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[glen]

Watch at least one Sylvester Stallone movie in your lifetime.

[scrooge2]

hide your jaffas well <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[Affabledc]

Look for Duck's Jaffas in well hidden places!~

[kitefly]

Only steal a few Jaffas at a time, so you can keep going back unnoticed.

[scrooge2]

why is everyone after my jaffas? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />



make sure you check for booby traps, laser beams, snake pits and rabid monkeys on the way to trying to snitch the ducks jaffas <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

she shall take no prisoners <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />





and the worst thing is, i bought aero and kitkats as decoys <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

[scrooge2]

oops, double post <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />



blame it on jaffa withdrawal symptoms <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />



and they seem to disappear only a few at a time, so i can't really be sure <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />

[kitefly]

Use only quality products as decoys. (Duck leads by a good example. Well done.)

[scrooge2]

have rolo now too <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

just let them try <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

[glen]

Get enough sleep otherwise you will be really tired in the morning <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' /> Nighty night!!!

[scrooge2]

Good Morning <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />



if you need to ask directions, avoid the pushme-pullyou <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

[kitefly]

Don't take cash into a pub. You will spend it.

[glen]

Don't eat KFC if you are on a diet <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

[scrooge2]

don't eat KFC period <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

it always looks better in the commercials <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />