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One Line Of Advice... - glen - 13-08-2008
OK this one is easy enough. Please provide some advice (about whatever you like) but try to keep it to a line or so.
I will start:
Be good to your mother! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - POWERZONE - 13-08-2008
Always read the rules... <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbsup2.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 14-08-2008
wipe your feet before walking all over people? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - POWERZONE - 14-08-2008
Never attempt Russian on OZ forums :lol:
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 14-08-2008
Don't believe everything you're told <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='^_^' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> :lol: :lol: :lol:
One Line Of Advice... - POWERZONE - 14-08-2008
Especially when it comes to litespeed <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/fishie.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wow' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='^_^' />
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 14-08-2008
if at first you don't succeed, sit in a corner and cry <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wow' />
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 14-08-2008
Always look on the bright side of life <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />
One Line Of Advice... - gui.priaulx - 13-02-2009
If you don't win and you don't quit, you are probably a loser...
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 13-02-2009
Things could always be worse.....
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 13-02-2009
if you have a teen daughter with a wicked and twisted sense of humour, you may need to learn to turn your head like an owl <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />
better yet, the full 360 degrees might be safer <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - glen - 18-02-2009
Don't lose your wallet....
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 18-02-2009
don't spend more than he earns <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='^_^' />
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 18-02-2009
Don't say "i told you so" more than once a week <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='^_^' />
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 19-02-2009
alway check the seat is down before you sit <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='^_^' />
One Line Of Advice... - glen - 19-02-2009
tap water is just bottled water without the bottle <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - iblis.raeb - 19-02-2009
Remember anniversaries.
One Line Of Advice... - scrooge2 - 19-02-2009
chocolate not music calmes the savage beast <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - glen - 19-02-2009
don't pat (or cuddle) a shark, crocodile or sting ray <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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One Line Of Advice... - iblis.raeb - 19-02-2009
Take the blue pill.