One Line Of Advice...

[scrooge2]

smile and the world smiles with you <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[Affabledc]

.... Fart and you sit alone! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[scrooge2]

the moon really isn't made of cheese, so leave the grill at home <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[Affabledc]

Learning to juggle is harder than it looks!

[glen]

There may be life on Mars but we are not really sure.

[scrooge2]

if you believe in survival of the fittest, don't have kids <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[kitefly]

How people treat you is their karma, how you react is yours.

[glen]

Don't leave dogs locked in the backyard. They get bored and go crazy <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rundog.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':kosa:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rundog.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rundog.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

[kitefly]

Don't leave them locked in the front yard either. Front yards are harder to lock.

[glen]

And don't leave your dog on the roof. They are not known for acrobatics! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[scrooge2]

never leave your chewing gum on the bedpost over night <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[kitefly]

Never put your chewing gum in your pocket. It sticks to the couch.

[glen]

Don't go in the water if you can't swim <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[kitefly]

Don't buy anything canned food from a foreign country if you don't know what it is.

[scrooge2]

if you want to get anything done, turn your bells off <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[kitefly]

If you don't want to know. Don't ask.

[glen]

Long jump is harder than it looks <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[kitefly]

Don't point out your physical "flaws". People might not have noticed them before.

[POWERZONE]

Never stand between a Home Theatre enthusiast and their widescreen telly <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Shame On You.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rainbow:' />




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[scrooge2]

except through the commercial breaks <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rainbow:' />





don't get caught trying to steal a Home Theatre enthusiasts widescreen tv <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

it wouldn't be pretty <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':wub:' />

the battle of the lightweights <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />