02-08-2010, 11:52 AM
[quote name='PeterJMelb' post='28399' date='Jul 29 2010, 04:29 PM']This is not a kid joke.
It got crowded in heaven so, for one day and one day only, it was decided to only accept people who had really [color="#008000"]bad day[/color] on [color="#008000"]the day[/color] they [color="#008000"]died[/color].
St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to [color="#008000"]the first man[/color], "Tell me about the day you died." [color="#008000"]The man[/color] said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came [color="#008000"]home[/color] early to catch her with him. I searched all over [color="#008000"]the apartment[/color] but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging [color="#008000"]over the edge[/color] by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got [color="#008000"]the refrigerator[/color] and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, of which I died from."
St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in. He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"
St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job. "Tell me about the day you died?â he said to [color="#008000"]the third man[/color] in line. "OK, picture this; I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...."[/quote]
i really liked this one!!!! thanks peter!!
It got crowded in heaven so, for one day and one day only, it was decided to only accept people who had really [color="#008000"]bad day[/color] on [color="#008000"]the day[/color] they [color="#008000"]died[/color].
St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to [color="#008000"]the first man[/color], "Tell me about the day you died." [color="#008000"]The man[/color] said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came [color="#008000"]home[/color] early to catch her with him. I searched all over [color="#008000"]the apartment[/color] but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging [color="#008000"]over the edge[/color] by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got [color="#008000"]the refrigerator[/color] and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, of which I died from."
St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in. He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"
St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job. "Tell me about the day you died?â he said to [color="#008000"]the third man[/color] in line. "OK, picture this; I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...."[/quote]
i really liked this one!!!! thanks peter!!