19-03-2010, 12:05 PM
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they proceed to get blitzed. The giraffe drinks so much it passes out on the floor. The man gets up and heads for the door to leave when the bartender yells, âHey! You canât leave that lyinâ there!â The drunk replies, âThatâs not a lion! Itâs a giraffe.â