13-12-2008, 02:38 AM
nice one! at least i got the lions one!!! <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />
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01-03-2009, 11:48 PM
A famous astrologer was quite entranced by the baby in the pram "Beautiful", she said, "absolutely beautiful", and beaming at the proud mother she said, "Do you happen to know what sign she was conceived under?" "Yes", said the young mum. "It said 'Keep off the grass'!" <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Four Leaf Clover.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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03-03-2009, 11:36 AM
The president was on the dais as the parade of military might passed by. First squadrons of jets flew overhead, then lines of tanks, heavy artillery and columns of infantry armed to the teeth. Finally a group of men in pin-striped suits, awkwardly marching out of step bought up the rear of the parade.
"Is that your secret service Mr. President?" asked a foreign diplomat. "#### no. They are our bankers. They can cause more damage than the rest put together!"
04-03-2009, 10:36 AM
"You seem to have a more than average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at the witness stand.
"Thank you" said the witness. "If I wasn't under oath I'd return the compliment." |
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