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Answer My Question With A Question?????
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#41
19-02-2009, 08:00 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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#42
20-02-2009, 07:42 AM
What kind of answer is that?
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#43
21-02-2009, 04:36 AM
Aren't you even a little bit interested in why the chicken crossed the road? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Rolleyes' />
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#44
23-02-2009, 10:02 AM
You really want to tell me, don't you?
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#45
23-02-2009, 06:10 PM
You can tell me, I wanna know!
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#46
23-02-2009, 11:00 PM
Did it occur to you that perhaps I am too busy to tell you now because I am conducting an extensive study into why chickens cross roads and that I am currently on the side of the road looking for one of my test subjects (billy the chubby red chicken) that seems to have run for the hills instead of crossing the road as I had originally hypothesised?
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#47
24-02-2009, 09:59 AM
So, you mean to say....in reality, the chicken didn't cross the road?
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#48
24-02-2009, 10:33 AM
Don't you realise how long it takes to get a PhD in chicken positioning theory (CPT)?
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24-02-2009, 10:36 AM
How long?
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#50
24-02-2009, 10:39 AM
How long is a piece of string?
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#51
24-02-2009, 11:29 AM
How long did you cut it?
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#52
24-02-2009, 01:12 PM
When was I supposed to get scissors when I was so busy observing chicken behaviour?
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#53
24-02-2009, 02:59 PM
Don't you have teeth?
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#54
25-02-2009, 11:19 AM
Who has teeth that are sharp enough to cut string?
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#55
25-02-2009, 04:01 PM
Are you afraid of hard work?
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#56
26-02-2009, 04:01 PM
Do you expect me to sharpen my teeth with a metal file?
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#57
27-02-2009, 06:32 AM
Do you have one?
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#58
27-02-2009, 11:35 PM
Who has only one?!
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28-02-2009, 10:19 AM
How many metal files do you have then?
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#60
28-02-2009, 11:04 AM
Did you know bunnings sells a pack of 5?
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