One Line Of Advice...

[glen]

European Wasps are bad.

[kitefly]

If you're stranded in the bush with food and no water, you shouldn't eat the food. It will dehydrate you.

[scrooge2]

don't swim in rivers with piranhas <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[kitefly]

If you are running away from someone trying to shoot you, you should run in zig zags. It makes it harder for them to aim.

[scrooge2]

if you can't seem to please anybody, just please yourself <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[glen]

Catching a moving bullet is virtually impossible <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[scrooge2]

real people do not look like the models in catalouges <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[glen]

Mr T was very cool. Try to be like him.

[scrooge2]

You can fool some of the people all of the time, or all of the people some of the time... but you can't fool all of the people all of the time <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[glen]

Sometimes good advice comes with a headache as a side effect <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[scrooge2]

Bananas are good for you <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

[glen]

You can overdose on some types of vitamins!

[scrooge2]

Harry Potter isn't real <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

[glen]

The TV series "24" is quite entertaining.

[scrooge2]

the ' Librarian ' movies look hokey <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

best to con them as a Mothers Day present instead of buying them <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[kitefly]

Try and wake up properly before going back to sleep after a nightmare. Nightmares can come back.

[glen]

Don't take medicines that you are allergic to!

[kitefly]

If you have an itch, scratch it!

[scrooge2]

money makes the world go round <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[kitefly]

Money carries lots of germs. Don't lick it.