One Line Of Advice...

[scrooge2]

no pansies here <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

and they talk

and they give you dirty looks when you hug them and go ' who's a cute little sqoodgie woodgie' <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />



and here's our newbie , came to live with us end of last year <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

she's just turned 2 <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[scrooge2]

years old <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



butterflies should be free <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[scrooge2]

advice

hmmm

beware of the teenager without money <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />

[glen]

All teenagers should run their own website and thereby have a chance of being the next facebook.



...Because facebook's days are numbered!

[scrooge2]

food is the most common cause of flubber <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />

[scrooge2]

simple my dear Watson

you take a simple 85 gram chocolate bar and proceed to unwrap it



you take small bites and proceed to chew it in a slow blissfull motion, a little like a cow with grass

when all of the chocolate bar has been devoured you will find it has expanded tenfold, like a bowl of yeast on a warm windowsill

then the wonder of the human body takes over and converts the 85 gram chocolate bar into 850 grams of fattty fuel for the body <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[scrooge2]

nope <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

with men it's potato chips <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

[scrooge2]

oh yeah, i'm porky



for that i will hunt you down <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />



insert obligatory smiley here <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[scrooge2]

seriously, not cuddly lol



mid life crisises are wonderful things <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

i'm planning to have a few more <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

[scrooge2]

i like my spelling <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



beware the inquizitive Coon <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

[scrooge2]

nope <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />



cats are the Supreme Being

just ask any cat <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

[glen]

More advice...



If you are going to work you might as well work from home.

[glen]

Can never have too much advice Peter!



Don't eat bad food because it is bad for you.

[scrooge2]

don't give ducks stale bread <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />

the much prefer fresh pizza <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[scrooge2]

<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />



a wise man once said



yesterdays history, tomorrows a mystery, but today is a gift...thats why its called present

[scrooge2]

173 would be me <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

but i'm not thin, rich or dead <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />



and elephants, why are they so hard to find? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[glen]

There are no elephants in Western Australia!

[glen]

I think they were measuring states by litres of freshwater available! WA is mostly desert so it was made very big!!

[glen]

More advice...



Don't get sun burnt!

[scrooge2]

yep, it's far better to slow grill <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />