One Line Of Advice...

[glen]

Don't emit anything.

[scrooge2]

don't look!!!!!!!!<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />

[glen]

Always drive safely. Even when not playing golf.

[glen]

Try not to do 10 things at once <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[scrooge2]

bracket creep is the bane of all shoppers <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />

[glen]

always look left and right... even if you are not going to cross the road!

[scrooge2]

buy the kinect and learn to jump with your hands in the air <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />



and delete all photos <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />

[scrooge2]

next time try to sell the telemarketers the Brooklyn and Sydney Harbour Bridges <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[scrooge2]

ask them to hold on for a minute, then forget <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[glen]

Hoot hoot! But I am not an owl? Whoops!



Try not to walk backwards all the time.

[glen]

Yes sometimes if perfectly fine.



Always order pizza.

[scrooge2]

smile <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[glen]

Smiling is easier than unsmiling!

[scrooge2]

let the icons do it for you, saves a lot of hassle <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />



<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sports.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='ports:' /> tempting <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

[scrooge2]

yep <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />



better finish your Christmas shopping, the centres are getting too crowded <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[scrooge2]

i really hate the impatient people that have to undertake*<img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ph34r.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ph34r:' />

* the otherside of overtake

[glen]

I don't undertake or overtake very much. I mostly mosey along.

[scrooge2]

try to sit far enough back to keep little paws out of your cocopop bowl <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />

[scrooge2]

neither do fruitloops <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

[glen]

Mowing wet grass is trouble!!!