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25-02-2011, 09:10 PM
Flies go to a warm place in winter as they like it warm. Many go to Hawaii. That is why they do hula dancing...to scare away the flies!
Why do cows attack people occasionally?
04-03-2011, 02:07 PM
I try not to annoy them but they still want to eat me!
Why is it monkeys like trees? Why don't they just sit on chairs and play mah jong?
I never made glass but I do believe in osmosis!
Why have elephants never reached Australia?
11-03-2011, 01:46 AM
Kangaroos hopped over here!
Why do I not get skinny easily?
13-03-2011, 02:49 AM
Yes well my current equilibrium is chubby! hahaha
Why do I get tired if I don't sleep? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='  ' />
19-01-2012, 10:26 PM
I'll answer. I get cranky because I am such an old stick in the mud... Ha ha. No not really. I think it has something to do with endomorphins.... Or something weird like that. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
 ' />Why am I still alive today?
"He who has not experienced, need not judge" One of my own.
16-02-2012, 04:21 PM
I dare say that would be the day my children were born. But that would be two best days. Ah well. Two it is. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' />If you had a chance to live in another country for a year (Finances permitting) Which country would you like to live?
"He who has not experienced, need not judge" One of my own.
18-02-2012, 10:14 AM
Which women do that. It's not every day I get noticed. I love to be wolf whistled. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' /> So sorry can't answer your quesiont on that one. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />Why do men prefer red meat than a good salad? (Not all men, but most do)
"He who has not experienced, need not judge" One of my own.
21-02-2012, 02:19 PM
Sports pages are for testoterone... Need I say anymore. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' />Speaking from a woman's point of view (well mine anyway), we all want to look pretty and clever. Some of us have the brains and not the looks. Some have the looks and not the brains. Some of us (and I speak for myself here) know that, no matter how many fancy haircuts we get, how many pretty dresses we wear and how much make up we paste on, it's just not enough... Because we lack both brains and the looks. Why are people so angry these days? <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='  ' />
"He who has not experienced, need not judge" One of my own.
22-02-2012, 10:16 PM
Well, maybe your wife is frightened she will trip over the chair, or you will intentionally leave it there for her to put back. Like leaving your dirty socks all over the sofa and your smelly sportswear on her favourite cushions/pillows. I'm a wife to mister and I hate it when the pig is out of the barn. Ha ha. (Aren't I naughty.... Ha ha)
What do you think of Moomba?
"He who has not experienced, need not judge" One of my own.
23-02-2012, 11:59 AM
Oh Pierre, you should know by now that women love riddles and we are all perfect and right in every way, shape or form... (Gosh I can't wait for your reaction to this. Ha ha)
Is it true when a man tells a women he loves her or does he just say that to shut her up?
"He who has not experienced, need not judge" One of my own.
24-02-2012, 03:16 PM
Far out sir. Your question was...
So why is it that women use sex to arrive at marriage? Why don't they just use sex for sex? I had to check if I was a woman or not. 'Cause that 'ain't me. Really can't answer that one; as it doesn't relate to me in any way, shape or form. Why can't men just settle for a simple kiss? Why do they need to take it further?
"He who has not experienced, need not judge" One of my own.
24-02-2012, 06:59 PM
[quote name='PeterJMelb' timestamp='1330056414' post='37070']
Hi Maggie Moo. Well your avatatar seems (used to anyway) make you look like a woman. Now that you are a cat I guess I will get no sense ever. "Why can't men settle for a simple kiss�" Simple! Men are wired to hunt, fight and fornicate. so if it were not true neither of use would be on Melb Chat.[/quote] What's with being on Melbourne chat, got to do with things! [quote name='PeterJMelb' timestamp='1330056414' post='37070']"Where have all the flowers gone?" [/quote] What flowers are you talking about? I have flowers in my front yard! Can a man survive without a woman?
"He who has not experienced, need not judge" One of my own.
[quote name='PeterJMelb' timestamp='1330131760' post='37082'] ... Ha! Think of all the Hermits and Monks! None of them are women![/quote] You forgot to mention nuns. I believe they are women, are they not? So there... !
[quote name='PeterJMelb' timestamp='1330131760' post='37082']He spiders in my car seem to live without eating. I never see any meals in the webs. How can that be true? [/quote] Maybe they are nibbling on you when you least expect it. Ha ha. Or maybe they are just eating little tiny bugs, the kind you can't see. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' />[quote name='PeterJMelb' timestamp='1330131760' post='37082']Why do the two worst Prime Ministers ever keep appealing to the public about how good they are? We are not voting on Monday. Are we? ![/quote] Oh it's one big joke, isn't it! It's so embarrassing for us Aussies. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=' ' /> Ok... So why should we vote for these crazy politicians when all they do is, knife each other in the back for their chance in spotlight?
"He who has not experienced, need not judge" One of my own.
28-02-2012, 12:11 AM
[quote name='PeterJMelb' timestamp='1330315142' post='37103']
You forgot to mention nuns. I believe they are women, are they not? So there Well Mooie listen to what I said! I said Hermits and Monks were not women! Nothing there about Nuns...[/quote]Still don't get it! [quote name='PeterJMelb' timestamp='1330315142' post='37103'] Ok... So why should we vote for these crazy politicians when all they do is, knife each other in the back for their chance in spotlight? Alas we shall have to await another year! [/quote] They have no idea how to run a country. Peter, you and I should go in there. We could call it the "Male" party and the "Female" party. Ha ha. Bet we'd do a better job. Ha ha. [quote name='PeterJMelb' timestamp='1330315142' post='37103'] Ok we know that women are equal or better than men in all things. Actresses are now Actors etc.. So why are not widows called widowers? [/quote] Because we are perfect in every way. See now men are well... Um, er, useless. Ha ha. Sorry luv, just being silly. Don't rightly know why they don't change to widowers. They should have changed when the first bra got burnt. Why are men and women so angry with each other, but still long to be with one another?
"He who has not experienced, need not judge" One of my own.
28-04-2013, 02:26 AM
[quote name='PeterJMelb' timestamp='1330414074' post='37115']
So in Doctor Dolittle's words: "Why cannot a woman be more like a man?" [/quote] Wrong Rex Harrison film - that was Henry Higgins in My fair Lady....
29-04-2013, 11:41 PM
I don't know why - it seems perfectly logical to me.....
And, as I was making a comment about something you said rather than answering your question, I didn't really have to ask another one, did I? |
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