Post Baseless Lies About The Person Above

[glen]

Post Baseless Lies About The Person Above



Anything goes, so long as it isn't true.

[marco]

glen appeared on australian idol but got knocked out at the first round because he sang a wiggles song and dressed up as captain feathersword <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[Kelly]

Marco often gets mistaken for Marco Polo (the great explorer) and so he decided to change his surname to "Polo" just to stop people hassling him <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[LukeWarm]

kelly is a top melbourne fashion designer and socialite! she goes to parties day and night and gets driven around in a limo...she does yoga and pilates and her dog's name is boo boo <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[simz]

lukewarm is actually red hot <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />

[Tearstone]

Simz stays out late every night at the bars (pubs) drinking until he forgets his name.

[POWERZONE]

Tearstone posted the above 5 minutes ago...

[helen m]

powerzone is moving to melbourne in september and is going to open up a business selling used trabant cars

[POWERZONE]

helen m is launching the "White Beetroot" label on Monday.

[helen m]

and powerzone is going to equip the trabants with the polariser mkII

[POWERZONE]

Which will enable helen m to unroll the corrosion wire salt before Christmas

[helen m]

so that powerzone can replace the wiring in the trabants with corrosion wire salt before he sells them, as no-one expects a trabant to actually work....

[POWERZONE]

helen m is going to buy my V8 statey "thingy" so I can fix the trabant and lower my fuel costs....

[helen m]

powerzone is selling his car 'cause it was used in an armed robbery and now the police are following him everywhere.

[POWERZONE]

[quote name='helen m' post='4609' date='May 30 2008, 10:31 AM']powerzone is selling his car 'cause it was used in an armed robbery and now the police are following him everywhere.[/quote]

And helem m has offered to look after "Rex"

and the police sniffer-dogs, during this ultra-important event, now named......

[center][color="#0000ff"]"operation-hot,

Stop the google-bot"

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[helen m]

but what powerzone didn't tell anyone was that he has swapped the police dogs with other dogs he bought from the rspca so that now the police have dogs that won't know how to find him.

[POWERZONE]

That's almost a true story. (I've often been known to swap an rspca dog for a real one) <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':fishie:' />

[The Joker]

What is particularly disturbing is how PZ manages to do that while the owner is still walking it









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oh look there goes another fish

[POWERZONE]

[quote name='The Joker' post='4892' date='Jun 25 2008, 11:22 PM']What is particularly disturbing is how PZ manages to do that while the owner is still walking it[/quote]

:lol:





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oh look there goes another fish[/quote]

Yes indeedee.... this is of course the famous "[url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babel_fish"]Babel Fish[/url]" available online via The Joker to end all communication barriers. <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/fishie.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':fishie:' /> <img src='http://www.melbournechat.org/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':fishie:' />

[The Joker]

Stolichnaya comrade



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